Classic Art brought to you by the Peenman Enterprises Human Waste Chili Maker.

[Auslandia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQsDu_855Io

Here's 3 hours for you to replace MITD.  Dammit I love Phil Hendrie even though he's a dick.

[bellNwhistle]

I had a blast listening to this..  the commercials were hilarious, too.  Anyone who hasn't listened to this is totally missing out.

[pate]

Where does one buy this chili maker?

I had a roomie in a yearn long ago that kept eating my chili, and I wanted to make a "speshul" batch of chili, only it was'twas to be Canine Waste Chili, nehowe(that's old mouldy for "anyhow") that roomie got the message and mooved away b4 I could cook up that batch. 

Short story long:  I wonder if this Peenman Entarprizes HWCM could be modified to my porpoises?

mmm, must thank on this.

ediot: in my brane HW is pronunciated as a glottal/guttural "arr"

Schweadiot: Correction WM is produnciated as the slobularrr

3ediout:  In a braynular fasten.

[Gruntled]

Wow, thanks for this. ;

[pate]

Wow, thanks for this. ;

Githyanki.  OhiO.  Alaska.  Hawaii>?

De nada Virgin Islands...

ediot:TooIdiotic:,3diety[/b]:http://dungeons.wikia.com/wiki/Githyanki/Githzerai_(3.5e_Race)

FOREskmeidiot: I have it in 'book' form. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktUx57i63e0

[henge0stone]

This is so great, I ended up listening to all 3 hours.  It seems like only really hardcore Art Bell fans would understand it.

[Auslandia]

 For the uninitiated, Phil Hendrie  is doing all of the voices live. No multi-tracking, no special effects, just his studio microphone and a telephone receiver plugged into his board. He's literally switching back-and-forth  speaking into each mic.

[Falkie_Fan]

Damn radio used to be awesome. 

Hendrie. Art. Stern. Opie & Anthony.  Rush (when he was the only voice on the right).  Local DJs.

[ponyboysunset]

Damn radio used to be awesome. 

Hendrie. Art. Stern. Opie & Anthony.  Rush (when he was the only voice on the right).  Local DJs.

Hendrie has a free podcast and a members only one too. I am now enjoying the hell out of that.

[Lord Grantham]

What about your time machine?

I doesn't work.

What year did you set it for?

18-something. It doesn't matter, it doesn't work.

[henge0stone]

"Well you've been telling me for years you've been hoping for a spaceship to land on your backyard."

"You have a machine that says yeah at the end"

I love how he's general Johnson Jamison, probably a play on the credentials that Arts guests have (or claim to have) despite being crazy).

[Auslandia]

"Well you've been telling me for years you've been hoping for a spaceship to land on your backyard."

"You have a machine that says yeah at the end"

I love how he's general Johnson Jamison, probably a play on the credentials that Arts guests have (or claim to have) despite being crazy).

"Did you put my photo on your website?"

"Yes"

"You know that's the only reason I do this show."

[MV/Liberace!]

Damn radio used to be awesome. 

Hendrie. Art. Stern. Opie & Anthony.  Rush (when he was the only voice on the right).  Local DJs.

there really was this pocket of time in radio where everything kicked ass.  glad i was around to enjoy it.  it'll never be that good again.

[Auslandia]

there really was this pocket of time in radio where everything kicked ass.  glad i was around to enjoy it.  it'll never be that good again.

Back when magic was still possible.  Ladies & gentlemen may I present to you...All You Can Eat Negro. 

http://www.infidelguy.com/index.php/component/commedia/popup/6887/247/6887/component

"Do you eat up on the booty too?"

[Auslandia]

Back when magic was still possible.  Ladies & gentlemen may I present to you...All You Can Eat Negro. 

http://www.infidelguy.com/index.php/component/commedia/popup/6887/247/6887/component

"Do you eat up on the booty too?"

And the best of Steve Bosell...

https://m.soundcloud.com/sideshow-master-feed/phil-hendrie-comedy-mixtape-best-of-steve-bosell

[Auslandia]

http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/062211PHILBOBBY.mp3  Bobbie Dooley has an issue with a woman's peg leg.

[Auslandia]

Bobbie Dooley has considered smothering her son http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/060311PHILBOBBY.mp3

Bobbie wants to bring a tour group to check out the Casey Anthony trial setting.  http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/061311PHILBOBBIE.mp3

Bobbie wonders why immigrants need drivers licenses since Americans can't even drive. http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/philhendriedooliedrivers1.mp3

Phil was in touch with David G. Hall who was traveling to Mexico with his fiance Tabatha aboard a refurbished DC-3. Tabatha apparently overheard many of Phil's comments to David during an argument and continually "rolled her eyes," according to David.http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/PhilDavidGHall.mp3

After Bob Greene hit a small child he hit with his Hummer, he decided to sue the family and tells Phil why.http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/061711PHILBOB.mp3

Margaret Grey defends Linda Westin, the woman who held four mentally challenged adults in captivity and took their Social Security funds on the Phil Hendrie Show. http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/101811-PHILMARGARETGREYWESTIN.mp3

Phil Hendrie accuses Jay Santos of overstepping his authority by following and punishing a citizen for flashing his lights to warn others of police checking for speeders. http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/091911PHILJAYSANTOS.mp3

Cadet RC Collins was on Phil tonight speaking on how terrible the care packages our Service members get from people stateside.  He wanted more luxury items and sugary snacks rather than chipped beef on toast. http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/060111PHILCADET.mp3

On Phil Hendrie tonight, Bobbie and Steve Dooley came on to defend their allowing Seth and Justin to smoke nutmeg for a social sciences report. They were reported to police apparently by neighbor Mary Ramirez-Hurt who Bobbie thought "should have better things to do, than to call the police on me." The Dooleys decided the best thing would be to revoke Ms Ramirez-Hurts drive-on pass to the community and lien the couples property "for making more paper-work for me dealing with her." http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/012011PHILDOOLEY.mp3

Phil Hendrie talks to Jay Santos from the Citizen's Auxilary Police who had a controversial training video he had to defend after women called him a "peeping Tom" http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/062311PHILJAY.mp3

Commercial/private pilot with a fear of flying, good friend of D.B. Cooper and a former minor league first baseman for the Pittsburgh Pirates. On KFI, he phoned Hendrie from high above Los Angeles in a single engine Cessna 177 completely drunk to explain why pilots should be allowed to drink while flying. http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/hendrieArtGriego.mp3

Dave Oliva an aspiring LAPD officer says suspects should be tased automatically - and even using them on people who aren't in trouble yet just in case! Dave recalls one situation for Phil where he and some LAPD occifers (sic) rolled up on some Samoans drinking Icehouse and the police nodded to each other and tased 'em all! http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/011811PHILOLIVA.mp3

Doug Danger, Journalist for the Orange County Courier in California, accuses Fox News radio host Bill O'Reilly of being a racist by virtue of his Irish heritage. http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/101610HENDRIEDANGERRACE.mp3

Pastor Rennick after what did not happen over the weekend still supports Harold Camping and that Judgment Day will be October 21st. http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/052311HENDRIEWILLIAMRENNICK.mp3

Steve Bosell of Corona, CA appears on the Phil Hendrie Show to defend heavy drinking while children are in one's care.
A caller took exception to Bosell's ideas and a heated exchange took place. http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/101810HENDRIEBOZELLSTRIP.mp3

During a guest segment on the Phil Hendrie radio show, Cal Tech employee Jeff Dowder of Temple City, CA claimed that the McDonalds menu item would incite negative feelings among Muslims. http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/120810HENDRIEDOWDER.mp3

Radio host Phil Hendrie covered the recent controversy over a Marie Claire article in which it was claimed that the author wouldn't want to watch obese characters in romantic situations on CBS' new show Mike and Molly, a show featuring two rotund paramours.
Catholic priest father James McQuarters echoed the sentiments of the Marie Claire writer, saying that he holds separate dances for hefty children because of how negatively others view large people in romantic situations. http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/102810HENDRIEFATPEOPLE.mp3

Professor Don Mixa of the University of Washington discusses with Phil Hendrie how he flunked a student in his class who brought to the attention to school authorities cheating being done by fellow students. http://www.trn1.com/uploads/mp3/showclips/111010HENDRIEMIXA.mp3

[Lil Godzilla]

"Well you've been telling me for years you've been hoping for a spaceship to land on your backyard."

"You have a machine that says yeah at the end"

I love how he's general Johnson Jamison, probably a play on the credentials that Arts guests have (or claim to have) despite being crazy).

I saw an interview with Phil and he says he based General Johnson Jamison on RCH.

[Auslandia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4c42rvWc58

[Auslandia]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eac_1323122622

[Auslandia]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=619_1319426232

[Auslandia]

This might be the single greatest Lloyd Bonafide bit outside of the "We'd sodomize a man" one with Jay Santos

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4f6_1319424885

[Auslandia]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=254_1323074501