20151030 - DEAD AIR - Live Show Chat Thread

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

I've almost eaten all the candy I bought for the trick or treaters.

Please email unwanted candy ASAP to RoyalWantsCandy.Com. I'm hungry man.

[Barfly]

"My little boy kept cumming in my bathroom..."

Thats hot 
Wassup weirdos

[ShayP]

The Squatty Potty is a fraud.  It is better to poop when your legs aren't so close to your chest.  The form they use can cause hemorrhoids and prolapse.  I'm serious.

[lonevoice]

I just love your photo Lonevoice.  Is that you on the horse?  Oh, and watch out for Jaz.

Haha, I was trying to distract jaz from the squatty potty 

[dortmunder]

 

[trostol]

[ShayP]

Thats hot 
Wassup weirdos

I agree with you brother. 

[eddie dean]

Oh, i get it now!
You are supposed to keep your pants on then.
Got it! thanks squatty potty!

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

[popple]

GOD DAMN IT ROBERT!

[norland2424]

The Squatty Potty is a fraud.  It is better to poop when your legs aren't so close to your chest.  The form they use can cause hemorrhoids and prolapse.  I'm serious.

use the good lube when your with barfly hahaha

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Dude!?   

If it makes you feel better I could post a pic of the bullet hole in my crib.  Outside, about a foot from the window which directly is in front my bed.   I hear gunshots about 3 times a week.  I'm immune to that shit.  Been mugged, brutalized....you know....the usual stuff.

Our building was shot at too. Do you live in Midtown as well? My GF grew up here and she gets pissed when I tell her to hit the floor when we hear 'em. Already stuck my 7mm mauser in one dudes face lol.

[TigerLily]

I'd love to be there -- a friend had an ersatz ceremony/dinner once.  Loved it.  My mom died on November 1 - last night alive was Halloween, so it would REALLY be extra great to be there!  Enjoy (or whatever the appropriate expression would be )

I will put extra flowers and fruit out for her.  Love

[Barfly]

The Squatty Potty is a fraud.  It is better to poop when your legs aren't so close to your chest.  The form they use can cause hemorrhoids and prolapse.  I'm serious.

If anybody knows about a prolapsed ass you would be the man to talk to

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Thats hot 
Wassup weirdos

"Let Jesus Fuck you...I mean, Let PREMRAT fuck you!"

[norland2424]

a ghost ticket : :

[Rix Gins]

[ZomZom]

Long, bad story + accent + smacking lips.

[jazmunda]

Oh, i get it now!
You are supposed to keep your pants on then.
Got it! thanks squatty potty!

Is there another way sir?

[trostol]

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Don't think I'm gonna make it in at this rate.

[JamesMcDonald]

If anybody knows about a prolapsed ass you would be the man to talk to

Wait until I'm old enough to be at risk for a prolapsed ass or die now.  It's a toss up.   

[maren]

I will put extra flowers and fruit out for her.  Love

Why thank you -- how sweet!  *hug*

[Uncle Duke]

a ghost ticket : :

Ghost cop....heard that story in Texas back in the 70s.  Some little town between D/FW and Waco.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The Squatty Potty is a fraud.  It is better to poop when your legs aren't so close to your chest.  The form they use can cause hemorrhoids and prolapse.  I'm serious.

I would hire Falkie to pitch the Squatty Potty.

[Zzzzillion]

Our building was shot at too. Do you live in Midtown as well? My GF grew up here and she gets pissed when I tell her to hit the floor when we hear 'em. Already stuck my 7mm mauser in one dudes face lol.

Seems an odd place for a "lol".

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

That's the original.

[trostol]

miss this show

[jazmunda]

Haha, I was trying to distract jaz from the squatty potty 

I just thought of a great invention; a squatty potty for horses â,,¢

[Barfly]

Wait until I'm old enough to be at risk for a prolapsed ass or die now.  It's a toss up.   

Regretfully its a big thing in porn these days, they are running out of ideas