20151005 - Tess Gerritsen - Author - Live Show Chat Thread

[( Amy )]

You pronounce well. That's ten times what we had before.

I try. I'm really weird about semantics.

Hi RoseGirl! I wasn't sure that was "our" Amy. I think you did great

Thanks!!! Oh and... if anybody has suggestions for news they'd like to hear, I do shout-outs.

[Art]

I know man!!!  I thought the same exact thing!  How fucked up is that? Evil? You want evil? Pure and simple? Gentlemen I give you JOHN LEAR!

Yeah man, groovy. 

[coaster]

While I'd like to say something about that----------- Nah.

Definitely. Just. Me.

(Except for that weird robot chick which read the tsunami story. Idk wth possessed me to read like that.)

Yeah, the monotone voice was an odd choice. You're doing great though. I think they made the right choice for the news. Keep it up.

[( Amy )]

ha...last part made me laugh

Yeah, I can't even listen to that on replay.

[Alienmojo]

But mostly nothing.

Can you be mostly nothing if you exist of nothing? My brain hurts.

[chefist]

Oooh, thanks! Feedback always appreciated though.

Really good! You can tell you rehearsed....professional

[RoseGirl]

Hey TigerLily....good to see ya, princess girlfriend!!

I like Amy...let's invite her into the princess club, k?

[bateman]

Can you be mostly nothing if you exist of nothing? My brain hurts.

He exists of mostly Cinnabons.

[( Amy )]

Yeah, the monotone voice was an odd choice. You're doing great though. I think they made the right choice for the news. Keep it up.

I had all of like, 5 minutes to get it out. I'd never read the news, so it was recorded in a whole ton of segments. I guess I was trying to channel that voice-encoder they use on the National Weather Service/NOAA Weather radio. haha

[Alienmojo]

Yeah, I can't even listen to that on replay.

I think you should do a disclaimer at the beginning of each show stating that you are reading the news naked in a tub of lime green jello. I think it would add to the authenticity of the news.

[Barfly]

Why do you put me through this graphic punishment?

[chefist]

Oh shit Jaz...now Amy's going to quit...

[trostol]

how and why does this Jaz person keep getting on

[Rocky4228]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYUxzMInPYk

[SciFiAuthor]

Finally, the real Jaz calls in instead of the fakes.

[( Amy )]

Hey TigerLily....good to see ya, princess girlfriend!!

I like Amy...let's invite her into the princess club, k?

Hmm... never thought of myself as a princess-type. haha

[BobGrau]

jaz's "it's an experiment, officer" defense again.

[sydtron]

Jaz is the puppetmaster. DANCE PUPPETS DANCE!!!

[RoseGirl]

I try. I'm really weird about semantics.

Thanks!!! Oh and... if anybody has suggestions for news they'd like to hear, I do shout-outs.

yep...I will keep my eye open for stuff up here in Canada and BC, if I see stuff I will message you.

[Alienmojo]

I can get my wife to turn around without saying anything to her. I just throw my shoe at her.

[TigerLily]

Falkie is all. Falkie is nothing.

The Alpha and the Omega

[coaster]

My internet dropped out right when Art said Jaz was calling in. there are no coincidences.

[RoseGirl]

Hmm... never thought of myself as a princess-type. haha

lol just demand EVERYTHING NOW and you do fine.

[norland2424]

I can get my wife to turn around without saying anything to her. I just throw my shoe at her.

as it should be

[GeoNemesis]

Jaz, no offense, but how do you get in every time you call (and Kevin from Colorado Springs too), but everytime I call it rings and rings and never any answer!

[( Amy )]

I think you should do a disclaimer at the beginning of each show stating that you are reading the news naked in a tub of lime green jello. I think it would add to the authenticity of the news.

Hmm, there IS a photo of me in a bikini drinking margaritas and playing Blackjack in a hot tub somewhere. It will likely surface online one of these days. I apologize in advance.

[jazmunda]

My internet dropped out right when Art said Jaz was calling in. there are no coincidences.

Muhahahahahahahaha.

[coaster]

I guess I was trying to channel that voice-encoder they use on the National Weather Service/NOAA Weather radio. haha

It was spot on. Heh.

[( Amy )]

Jaz, no offense, but how do you get in every time you call (and Kevin from Colorado Springs too), but everytime I call it rings and rings and never any answer!

Skype is key.

[Alienmojo]

Jaz, no offense, but how do you get in every time you call (and Kevin from Colorado Springs too), but everytime I call it rings and rings and never any answer!

Not sure how he does that... but pretty sure it involves a boomerang.