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« on: August 19, 2015, 10:01:38 AM »
Talks cheap, free speech includes volume, etc... Sayings and quotes that fall out of mouths range from brilliant to enlightening to just plain stupid and everything in between. What have you heard that stuck with you? Please include who it came from, please. Here's one now: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy... unknown  (could have been Ron White)

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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2015, 11:42:30 AM »
Best movie quote of all-time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFJCMIcZ_iU

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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2015, 08:52:06 AM »
A simple definition of our government leaders:
“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.”  Voltaire

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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2020, 04:02:38 AM »
"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is an even greater fool."

- Brigham Young

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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2020, 05:43:29 AM »
“Colored or not, we all pick the white man's cotton.”

 - James Lee Burke

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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2020, 06:22:11 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2020, 06:52:37 AM »
“Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.”

 - Henry David Thoreau

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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2020, 07:45:55 AM »
"What doesn't kill me makes me crazier"  :o

-Tootsie



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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2020, 07:47:18 AM »
"I have always relied on the kindness of strangers"  :-\

-Tennessee Williams

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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2020, 05:47:11 PM »
“You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders."
 
 - Jesse Ventura

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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2020, 10:35:06 AM »
“History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes.”

Mark Twain

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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2020, 01:04:38 PM »
“You can’t buy happiness but you can rent pleasure.”

Me

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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2020, 05:34:44 AM »
“Not my Circus, not my monkeys”
Old polish saying


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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2020, 04:20:24 AM »
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her."
– W.C. Fields


"I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day."
– Dean Martin






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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2020, 03:45:47 PM »
“I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.” ...

-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2020, 03:49:40 PM »
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.  -Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2020, 04:07:06 PM »
“I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.” ...

-Thomas Jefferson

It seems we failed to prevent that.

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« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2020, 04:47:46 PM »
It seems we failed to prevent that.

Where not done yet!

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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2020, 04:48:40 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2020, 06:06:18 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2020, 06:18:25 PM »
Indeed I am.



Remedial English is within your reach!

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« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2020, 08:24:25 PM »
Remedial English is within your reach!

 My punctuation, grammar, sentence structure, etc. is total garbage but, so is text to speech. I love Grammar police.

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« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2020, 08:51:43 PM »
My punctuation, grammar, sentence structure, etc. is total garbage but, so is text to speech. I love Grammar police.

Jackstar is lord...on that front, anyway. ;)

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« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2020, 09:14:54 PM »
Jackstar is lord...on that front, anyway. ;)

This fucking guy.

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« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2020, 09:39:24 PM »
Jackstar is lord...on that front, anyway. ;)

No, I think I'm just about a brain cell away from receiving government subsidies at times. I just hate being reminded of it.  :o

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« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2020, 09:42:39 PM »

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« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2020, 09:42:41 PM »
No, I think I'm just about a brain cell away from receiving government subsidies at times. I just hate being reminded of it.  :o

Buck it up, mister! Don’t make me call you a faggot snowflake. ::)

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« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2020, 10:12:30 PM »
What have you heard that stuck with you?
Please include who it came from, please.

"I got your back. It's on my skin. It's all good. Just wait for Friday."

FUCKING ME.

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« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2020, 10:35:31 PM »
Buck it up, mister! Don’t make me call you a faggot snowflake.

Ha Ha Don't worry, I won't be applying any time soon.