The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Lilith]

It's "pansexual", dearie. Keep your hyphens to yourself. And, don't try and correct me because it's not allowed. Remember, we invented the flippin' language, we just let you colonial rotters borrow it (and a fine mess you are making of it, by the way), so show the proper respect. I don't wish to alarm you, but this sort of thing can get you into very serious trouble. Every British subject can call on a mobile assassination squad, on 48 hours notice, that is able to wipe out anyone who has the temerity to correct are our grammar, spelling and punctuation. Even if I make a mistake, it's still right, because I'm English and you ain't aren't. I don't want you to end up like JFK and Jimmy Hoffa. I will let you off this time, as it's a first offence, and I don't want to fill out the paperwork, but just watch it or there will be repercussions.

And, yes, I did make a deliberate mistake, so don't think you caught me out.

Fixed both of them for you. 

I'm not sure about the phrase "caught me out" either, but we can let that go.

[SredniVashtar]

Fixed both of them for you. 

Don't say you haven't been warned, that's all.

[SredniVashtar]

Fixed both of them for you. 

I'm not sure about the phrase "caught me out" either, but we can let that go.

These are deep waters you are swimming in, madam.

Oh, sorry, "caught I out". That sounds so much better!

[Lilith]

Don't say you haven't been warned, that's all.

I'm not afraid of you ShredmeBashedher!   

[SredniVashtar]

I'm not afraid of you ShredmeBashedher!   

People keep playing around with my name, and it is very hurtful, bordering on a hate crime. Anyway, ShredmeBashedher is the name of my Pakistani cousin who posts on a similar forum on the subcontinent. He's an annoying pain in the ass too, coincidentally.

[Lilith]

People keep playing around with my name, and it is very hurtful, bordering on a hate crime. Anyway, ShredmeBashedher is the name of my Pakistani cousin who posts on a similar forum on the subcontinent. He's an annoying pain in the ass too, coincidentally.

You should introduce him to bellgab, I'd like to meet him! 

[starrmtn001]

It's "pansexual", dearie. Keep your hyphens to yourself. And, don't try and correct me because it's not allowed. Remember, we invented the flippin' language, we just let you colonial rotters borrow it (and a fine mess you are making of it, by the way), so show the proper respect. I don't wish to alarm you, but this sort of thing can get you into very serious trouble. Every British subject can call on a mobile assassination squad, on 48 hours notice, that is able to wipe out anyone who has the temerity to correct are our grammar, spelling and punctuation. Even if I make a mistake, it's still right, because I'm English and you ain't. I don't want you to end up like JFK and Jimmy Hoffa. I will let you off this time, as it's a first offence offense, and I don't want to fill out the paperwork, but just watch it or there will be repercussions.

And, yes, I did make a deliberate mistake, so don't think you caught me out.

As though you have any jurisdiction over here, ya limy!  Oh, and feel free to fill out the paper work if you wish.  As you can see, I've given you another chance.  By the way, I see at least two boo  boos (I'm letting "ain't,  and the other colloquialisms slide).  Want to try for three?

Have a nice day!

[starrmtn001]

You should introduce him to bellgab, I'd like to meet him! 

Good one Brig!!!  I love it! 

[Lilith]

Good one Brig!!!  I love it! 

Praise MV! 

[starrmtn001]

Praise MV! 

Easy on the praises brig.  You're going to make MV's head so big he won't be able to fit it through the Chat Room door . . . oh, hey MV.  Wazzup dude?

[Lilith]

Easy on the praises brig.  You're going to make MV's head so big he won't be able to fit it through the Chat Room door . . . oh, hey MV.  Wazzup dude?

Maybe he's busy making us a bellgab store where we can buy assorted bellgab T-Shirts and coffee cups.  I need them for my GabbingNow videos.  I would especially like a T-Shirt and a coffee mug with "Praise MV!" on them! 

[starrmtn001]

Maybe he's busy making us a bellgab store where we can buy assorted bellgab T-Shirts and coffee cups.  I need them for my GabbingNow videos.  I would especially like a T-Shirt and a coffee mug with "Praise MV!" on them! 

Excellent idea brig!  You could have, like, a 30 second commercial break.  You can call it; "MV's Goodie Shoppe," or something like that.

[Lilith]

Excellent idea brig!  You could have, like, a 30 second commercial break.  You can call it; "MV's Goodie Shoppe," or something like that.

I would LOVE doing bellgab online Shoppe commercials!! 

[starrmtn001]

I would LOVE doing bellgab online Shoppe commercials!! 

We will want hats too!

[Lilith]

We will want hats too!

Oh....YES!  Yes INDEED!! 

[wr250]

Maybe he's busy making us a bellgab store where we can buy assorted bellgab T-Shirts and coffee cups.  I need them for my GabbingNow videos.  I would especially like a T-Shirt and a coffee mug with "Praise MV!" on them! 

[starrmtn001]

"Praise MV, Oh Myyyyyyy!"  Excellent wr250.  SOLD!

[The Coincidence Kid]

"desert poon"

[HedgehogNorman]

It's "pansexual", dearie. Keep your hyphens to yourself. And, don't try and correct me because it's not allowed. Remember, we invented the flippin' language, we just let you colonial rotters borrow it (and a fine mess you are making of it, by the way), so show the proper respect. I don't wish to alarm you, but this sort of thing can get you into very serious trouble. Every British subject can call on a mobile assassination squad, on 48 hours notice, that is able to wipe out anyone who has the temerity to correct are grammar, spelling and punctuation. Even if I make a mistake, it's still right, because I'm English and you ain't. I don't want you to end up like JFK and Jimmy Hoffa. I will let you off this time, as it's a first offence, and I don't want to fill out the paperwork, but just watch it or there will be repercussions.

And, yes, I did make a deliberate mistake, so don't think you caught me out.

I thought they were referring to having sex with pans :/

[Spinner]

Just finished listening to the 10/20 GabCast. Good show!
I think having different hosts is a great idea, I enjoy hearing the actual voices of BellGabers and the personality that comes across. I think that this new format will help to keep the show fresh and interesting.

Chefist and brig: you guys did a great job.
Praise MV!

[MV/Liberace!]

Praise MV!

This was all I saw in your post.

[GravitySucks]

I thought they were referring to having sex with pans :/

[Spinner]

This was all I saw in your post.

You really need to get glasses. You look pretty old.
And that hat does nothing for you.

Oops. Did I say that outloud?

Praise MV!

[ItsOver]

You really need to get glasses. You look pretty old.
And that hat does nothing for you.

Oops. Did I say that outloud?

Praise MV!

He was using the "ignore everything but Praise MV!" feature.  Didn't you get the PM?

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_bvblMl23w

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

He was using the "ignore everything but Praise MV!" feature.  Didn't you get the PM?

Whorre Pum quich waxankow te dech vupp zeudds axafuk zo Kaxafcaxach.  Pum onjeupp Oghtio Poaxan, fut zolo dis je-eno he cempaxalos te MV. 

Praise MV!

Zeso axalo semo reck, renorupp nidds fotwoon MV opisedos, pi Pum caxan enrupp whepo whis wibo roaxavos whix pi taxakos zo stirdlon se wo caxan whaxavo whix axarr te eulsorvos axagaxain.  Dit caxan fo sefol MV, el wrunt MV. 

Praise MV!

Zoupp'lo axarr keew.  Zaxant ug bel loaxadick vupp zeudds pi Plaxaiso MV.

Din cencrusien, Praise MV!

[Lilith]

Whorre Pum quich waxankow te dech vupp zeudds axafuk zo Kaxafcaxach.  Pum onjeupp Oghtio Poaxan, fut zolo dis je-eno he cempaxalos te VM. 

Praise MV!

Zeso axalo semo reck, renorupp nidds fotwoon VM opisedos, pi Pum caxan enrupp whepo whis wibo roaxavos whix pi taxakos zo stirdlon se wo caxan whaxavo whix axarr te eulsorvos axagaxain.  Dit caxan fo sefol VM, el wrunt VM. 

Praise MV!

Zoupp'lo axarr keew.  Zaxant ug bel loaxadick vupp zeudds pi Plaxaiso VM.

Din cencrusien, Praise MV!

Wixen mox oobendine!!   Praise MV!

[MV/Liberace!]

The GabCast will air tomorrow (Tuesday) night at 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Visit UFOShip.com/chat to listen live.

Who wants to host the show?

[GravitySucks]

The GabCast will air tomorrow (Tuesday) night at 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Visit UFOShip.com/chat to listen live.

Who wants to host the show?

Damn. I can't this week.

[GravitySucks]

The GabCast will air tomorrow (Tuesday) night at 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Visit UFOShip.com/chat to listen live.

Who wants to host the show?

What the hell. I'll make time. I found two different headsets so I will try them out on skype tonight, maybe by calling some pirate podcast, and I will do it.

Who want to help tomorrow?