In Memoriam-Pizza Roll-Nov.27, 2012

[tweet75]

and missed the show for 2 nights? is this true or why did george miss the show for a tues and weds

[Morgus]

Actually Noory claims he burned his inside mouth with 2nd degree burns from a microwave heated pizza roll.
Tommy took him to the hospital and the doctor told him to rest for a week or more, but Noory came back in 2 days.

[ItsOver]

This thread is "burning-up, pizza roll-style" about it. 

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,3.17670.html

[PortlandDangler]

DUMB ASS!

[Nucky Nolan]

It was a pizza roll. It was like an infernal volcano of fiery cheese and flammable meat, threatening the lives of all who came close to its destructive heat. Eh, I would have kept that story to myself. It barely makes sense.

[Sardondi]

It was a pizza roll. It was like an infernal volcano of fiery cheese and flammable meat, threatening the lives of all who came close to its destructive heat. Eh, I would have kept that story to myself. It barely makes sense.

But I doubt it's the first time George has gotten hurt trying to eat some hot meat. bada bump

[Nucky Nolan]

But I doubt it's the first time George has gotten hurt trying to eat some hot meat. bada bump

I won't touch that one (yuck, yuck). Maybe it really *was* more of a jelly roll than a pizza roll, in the blues sense of the term.

[popple]

Could have taken a whole week off? What a trooper 

[ziznak]

I can't wait to download this show.   I had an idea that the bizarre accident was anything but....  BUT I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD BE THIS STUPID.  Can't wait to see PB's next jorch n tommy cartoon.  Amazingly I have noticed what seems like a spike in activity here... no doubt part of the C2C ratings spike brought on by the pizza roll incident.  Maybe MV can look into that if he gets the chance.

all hail the power of cheese!!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

That pizza roll died a hero.

*Plays bagpipes*

[Mind Flayer Monk]

To you pizza roll, for giving everything so that I may have two decent nights of Coast to Coast in the middle of the week.


Thank You Pizza Roll

-signed MFM

[George49]

He took one for us..never underestimate the power of a pizza roll.

Next year on November 27, 2013 we should have it declared Pizza roll remembrance day.

We can never forget..

[Sardondi]

I can't wait to download this show.   I had an idea that the bizarre accident was anything but....  BUT I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD BE THIS STUPID...

Now you've got me thinking. Just who says George burned his mouth eating hot pizza? Just what would George say if he, for example, had some plastic surgery?

I once had a boss who had a little kink in his line, although I didn't know it at the time. One morning very early he called me and said he was in the hospital and I'd have to stand in for him at various appointments. He said he'd been driving with some very hot coffee when he spilled it in his lap, giving him some 2nd and even 3rd degree burns...of his penis.

Later on I started thinking that I'd never heard of anyone who had gotten 3rd degree burns of his penis from a coffee spill. Then he and I went to New Orleans on business, and wound up walking Bourbon Street one night. This was before the days of revolving dildos in every window and things were fairly sedate, even demure. He led me into one bar called "Jean Lafitte In Exile", and said, "Be cool" as we passed inside. It was packed with men...and not one woman. I was a grass-green kid but even I figured out we were in a gay bar. I don't know if it was a leather bar all the time or we were just there on theme night, but there was definitely some rough trade there. It was probably a mistake but I went straight to the restroom after entering, followed by a guy in a chain mail t-shirt. He brazenly checked me out while I stood at the urinal and propositioned me, which was more than I was prepared to handle. So I told my boss I was walking back to our hotel and left him there. He was gone until dawn.

Not long afterwards I left his employ. But I kept up with his antics, and later I heard he'd been arrested for flashing people after a Hank Williams, Jr. concert, where he'd walked the sidewalks wearing a trench coat and cowboy boots and nothing else. His story was the wind blew his coat open...a dozen times. That was almost funny compared to when he was arrested at an adult theater for propositioning the vice cop, whom he'd ask to come back to his home dungeon to tie him up and beat him.

So how did he get 3rd degree burns of his penis? Even half a lifetime later I can't come up with a scenario. But I know it wasn't coffee spilled in his lap that did it...even from McDonald's.

So did George burn his mouth and throat on pizza? We have one person who tells us he did. Or did he have some botox and maybe some more involved work? Who knows?

[CoastCanuck]

I'm taking this incident as an opportunity to warn my son about the potential hazards... this is a minority opinion, but I'm grateful Noory told the story.

[Sardondi]

Oooh, I just had another thought! Who was it that suggested that if Noory were being let go that it would be done gradually and in stages, to save face for both George and the network? Well, let's say George badly burned his throat and mouth, and discovered over the days and weeks that followed that it caused him great pain to do the show...

[guildnavigator]

Now his mouth can finally feel what our ears have to go through.

[guildnavigator]

Now you've got me thinking. Just who says George burned his mouth eating hot pizza? Just what would George say if he, for example, had some plastic surgery?

I once had a boss who had a little kink in his line, although I didn't know it at the time. One morning very early he called me and said he was in the hospital and I'd have to stand in for him at various appointments. He said he'd been driving with some very hot coffee when he spilled it in his lap, giving him some 2nd and even 3rd degree burns...of his penis.

Later on I started thinking that I'd never heard of anyone who had gotten 3rd degree burns of his penis from a coffee spill. Then he and I went to New Orleans on business, and wound up walking Bourbon Street one night. This was before the days of revolving dildos in every window and things were fairly sedate, even demure. He led me into one bar called "Jean Lafitte In Exile", and said, "Be cool" as we passed inside. It was packed with men...and not one woman. I was a grass-green kid but even I figured out we were in a gay bar. I don't know if it was a leather bar all the time or we were just there on theme night, but there was definitely some rough trade there. It was probably a mistake but I went straight to the restroom after entering, followed by a guy in a chain mail t-shirt. He brazenly checked me out while I stood at the urinal and propositioned me, which was more than I was prepared to handle. So I told my boss I was walking back to our hotel and left him there. He was gone until dawn.

Not long afterwards I left his employ. But I kept up with his antics, and later I heard he'd been arrested for flashing people after a Hank Williams, Jr. concert, where he'd walked the sidewalks wearing a trench coat and cowboy boots and nothing else. His story was the wind blew his coat open...a dozen times. That was almost funny compared to when he was arrested at an adult theater for propositioning the vice cop, whom he'd ask to come back to his home dungeon to tie him up and beat him.

So how did he get 3rd degree burns of his penis? Even half a lifetime later I can't come up with a scenario. But I know it wasn't coffee spilled in his lap that did it...even from McDonald's.

So did George burn his mouth and throat on pizza? We have one person who tells us he did. Or did he have some botox and maybe some more involved work? Who knows?

I can only take away from this - and must seriously consider - that George may have burned his mouth on a penis.

[Juan]

Broadcast stations fire people and they are gone that day.  Managers are afraid that on-air "talent" will seek revenge on the air. I've been involved in several of those firings - on both ends.   It's different for folks who voluntarily move on.  So, I don't think sNoory will be fired with dignity.  Broadcasters have none.

[Juan]

I'm putting it on my calendar.  I wish we had known its name.

[ziznak]

Guild's theory sounds the most plausible to me.  George burnt his mouth on a penis... ya know... from friction

[tweet75]

george said he was running around the studio with a flashlight showing everyone the inside of his mouth

[ziznak]

The actual audio from him on this is great.  Some very potent sound bites in there.


edit: HAHAHA "had a little baby bitten into that it would have died"

[coaster]

Why am I not surprised? Rain puddles and pizza rolls.. what an idiot.

[HorrorRetro]

edit: HAHAHA "had a little baby bitten into that it would have died"

He is a ghoul.  There is something wrong with him.  What "little baby" eats pizza rolls?  Why would that even enter the mind of a sane person?  He started off by saying it would hurt a toddler, but he had to up the ghoul factor by switching over to a little baby eating it and dying.  He's a freak.

[ShayP]

I don't buy his story. I really don't.
His melodrama is sickening.
I think George just invents things to get a reaction.
Whatever....fuck him.

[Morgus]

If Noory's mouth burning due to heating a pizza roll in a microwave oven is really true, why isn't he initiating a law suit against the company who made the pizza roll or the quick-e-mart for millions of dollars?
Others have done so for far less like at McDonalds.

[ManiacMatt]

We should all call the show next year on the 27th and remind Noory.  He will probably act like he doesn't know what your talking about or just cut you off.

[Juan]

I tend to believe the story because I don't think he is creative enough to make it up.

[ziznak]

[driton]

Technically, he said after he bit into it etc,he spit it out...So,it may still be alive but wounded.
Maybe the pizza roll is covered under obamacare, and well get an interview with the pizza roll sometime in the future.