George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

I've noticed that George frequently speaks in absolutes: "well, there's no question," "well, there's no doubt about that," "absolutely," "no coincidences," "evil angels," and "good angels," etc.

One of the great philosophers -- Nietzsche, maybe -- said that pathological minds often speak in absolutes.  That's because people like George are unable to think critically -- to use their brains to sift through assumptions or even to think at all. 

Lazy minds -- and George's is really lazy -- love to speak in short-hand absolutes the way he does.  It's just mentally easier.  In fact, no thinking at all is required to blurt them.

Absolutely.

[nooryisawesome]

SorRy I don't want to hear about Al Qaeda and Middle East tonight GEORGE

Open the lines you ape!

But he used to go to the barbers with his dad.

[Juan Cena]

c2cam website updated schedule for tonight's show:

World Events/ Predictions for 2015
Wed 12-31

1st Half: Author and adventurer Robert Young Pelton, who has traveled the globe working with private military contractors, gives a world events round-up.

2nd Half: George Noory hosts the long-standing Coast to Coast AM tradition of reading listener predictions for the past year, and recording predictions for the new year ahead-- 2015!


This means Noory is now reducing the caller only "long standing tradition" of New Year's predictions down to less than one night, only 2 hours minus commercials this year! Noory will be lucky to get 10 new predictions recorded this year with such a limited time alloted. Plus he will probably skip out early near the end of the show and play some old recorded bit like a poem reading or old music...

In the good 'ole days Art Bell did a full week between Christmas and New Year's Day for five nights of 5 hours each (no guests at all) for caller predictions. In the last few years Art did the New Year's predictions shows it was down to 2 nights but he still had no guests to take away time from the callers.

Since Noory took it over last year its down to only one night and now Noory is reducing the time even further to only 2 hours.
Probably next year it will be down to 1 hour and after that disappear all together? 
Maybe that would be a good caller prediction for 2015 to try to call in with tonight for one of the very few predictions that will be recorded this year?

If the predictions being called in by listeners weren't so bad, I'd be more annoyed.

The sad truth is that most of the predictions called in tend to be repeating the same conspiracy spank over and over, with vague new age/UFO and disaster talk.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is a donut.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "It's going to be an interesting 2015, Mr. Pelton!"

What a non-thought to express from one coast to another.

Noory, you banal bastard.

How did you manage to make 2015 so uninteresting, so fast? 

[UFQuack]

♪ should old mustache be forgot  ♫
and never brought to mind
should old mustache be forgot
and auld languished time

for auld languished time my dear
for listening to slime
we'll take another pizza roll
for auld languished time

[Major Ed Damien]

I predict George will burn his mouth on a steaming microwaved dog turd his grandchild told him was a Baby Ruth.

[Morgus]

Noory is reading some of last year's caller predictions and using a buzzer sound or a bell to judge them.
Art was better with his "BONK" or "DING,DING,DING"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Way to go George, just batch file a whole years worth of predictions between the top of the hour ad breaks.  Do you have any idea what this show is about?  Bring on the dog's breakfast.

[Morgus]

Now Noory is taking more time away from caller predictions in the less than 2 hours allocated tonight by adding a stupid singing contest.
Callers each half hour will try to sing Auld Lang Sign and the best ones will win some of Noory's large collection of books that guests send him and he never reads...

[Morgus]

Art would carefully number all the predictions each year and read them with their number so one could identify them.
Art would collect over 100 caller predictions each year, Noory will be lucky to get 10 or so this year in his shortened version and Noory doesn't bother to even number them.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Now Noory is taking more time away from caller predictions in the less than 2 hours allocated tonight by adding a stupid singing contest.
Callers each half hour will try to sing Auld Lang Sign and the best ones will win some of Noory's large collection of books that guests send him and he never reads...

Now he's disqualifying people for creativity.

[Morgus]

Wow this brown-nosing caller shows they are screening tonight for Noory-friendly callers.
This caller even said he thinks Art Bell probably thinks Noory is doing a great job...
He predicts Noory will get lots of accolades for his continuing great work this year.
Now more singing callers, looks like that will cut the total predictions down to effectively only one hour due to their interruptions.
YUCK..

[136 or 142]

Wow this brown-nosing caller shows they are screening tonight for Noory-friendly callers.
This caller even said he thinks Art Bell probably thinks Noory is doing a great job...

To be fair to Noory, he did pretty much admit that Art doesn't like him.


Most of the predictions are inane.

[Major Ed Damien]

He'll have singing dogs next New Year's.

"If your dog can sing, let's get it on the air.  The dog has read as many of these books as I have."

At least the singing will be better.

[BattyBrooke]

#1 Who gives a hot shit about New Year's? *rhetorical
#2 Why is every drunk calling Noory telling sob stories and singing

[Morgus]

More Noory time wasting now judging the caller singing for this half hour.
He says they will keep doing that every half hour tonight.
Noory observed looking over the 2014 predictions not a lot were right - yeah because of how he runs the show like tonight with ultra-screened brown-nosing callers...

[Immy]

Jorch is a textbook example of the Dunning-Kruger effect, where a person is too stupid to realize they're stupid.

[SnapT]

This is the most pathetic thing I've heard since the last Ghost To Ghost episode.

Mr. Noory, NO ONE thinks you are ONE STELLAR FELLA!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George just bonked a prediction that they would confirm inflation, finding its signature as evidenced by gravity waves in the CMB.  They did do that George, in March.  Sure, some have since refuted it but you don't have a clue what you're talking about, do you?

[nextgen.fm]

george is being quite the flirt tonight!


lmao when he was talking about art

[Morgus]

Another brown-nosing caller telling Noory he has done a fabulous job taking over for Art Bell...

[nextgen.fm]

Wow this brown-nosing caller shows they are screening tonight for Noory-friendly callers.
This caller even said he thinks Art Bell probably thinks Noory is doing a great job...
He predicts Noory will get lots of accolades for his continuing great work this year.
Now more singing callers, looks like that will cut the total predictions down to effectively only one hour due to their interruptions.
YUCK..

is it true that the callers calling to fawn over george get bumped up?

[Morgus]

Now its Bill the amateur atheist astronomer calling in again, disputing his previous prediction and making another science prediction.

[Major Ed Damien]

I predict that George will get his ass decorated with still more kisses.

[BattyBrooke]

"Don't penalize him for his static. Judge him merely for his singing." - Noory is really on top of things tonight.

[Immy]

Great, dum-dum Jorch allowed an assassination prediction, which were always verboten with Art after he got a visit from the Secret Service.

[Major Ed Damien]

I predict that George will enter rehab this year, and it will not be a success.

[nextgen.fm]

Great, dum-dum Jorch allowed an assassination prediction, which were always verboten with Art after he got a visit from the Secret Service.

Yup I just heard that one driving home

I just think u can't name names

[BattyBrooke]

Great, dum-dum Jorch allowed an assassination prediction, which were always verboten with Art after he got a visit from the Secret Service.

I couldn't believe he allowed that when I heard it. He has already done some terribly irresponsible/stupid thing just 50mins into 2015.