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Started by chefist, November 05, 2018, 04:15:18 PM


Fyodor Gutman

Jackstar couldn't predict chickenshit hitting the ground.


Jackstar

Yes, these non-compete agreements are quite restrictive.

Fyodor Gutman

Kneel before Zod. Both of you, now, and make it quick.

Jackstar

QuoteCan't we just drone this guy?"

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on November 06, 2018, 01:15:25 AM
Jackstar couldn't predict chickenshit hitting the ground.

O.K. Farmer Bill. How's the crops running this season?

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 06, 2018, 01:13:52 AM
Aww, thanks.

There's mutual affection afoot between these two, folks.  I can smell it from here.

Possibly a marriage of convenience between two homos in mutual need of a beard.  BUT WHO KNOWS

Fyodor Gutman

Definitely, they're bumping uglies. I am happy Jackstar may finally know the touch of a sexual companion. It could mark a pivotal moment for his reintegration into society.

Roswells, Art

lol. Be nice to someone around here and people's heads explode.


WOTR

Quote from: damon on November 05, 2018, 05:06:41 PM
I really do think that both forums can be good. For the people who whats the wild wild west feel of the internet can have fun here at bellgab. for the people who wants a more of a safe place there is ellgab. Bellgab and Ellgab is like coke and pepsi. some people loves coke cola and other people just loves pepsi. Now there is a place for both groups of people.
I don't know about Coke and Pepsi.  I would consider them to be far more different than that.  Both are still artificially sweetened bubbly substances- but have a very different flavour. 

I agree that it is good that people can have the experience they want.  Not everybody likes to take part in the ritual of consuming a wonderfully cooked Ortolan that has been drowned in Armeniac- some may even find it distasteful to spit the bones of the consumed meal onto a plate...

An intimate evening at Bellgab (featuring Ortolan..).


WOTR

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 06, 2018, 11:39:17 AM
lol. Be nice to someone around here and people's heads explode.

I found the one with nice pastel colours and rainbows...  ;)


Jackstar

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 06, 2018, 11:39:17 AM
lol. Be nice to someone around here and people's heads explode.

You just made them start thinking about semen. Great. That's all they need.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: WOTR on November 06, 2018, 12:04:36 PM
I found the one with nice pastel colours and rainbows...  ;)



Haha. I was thinking more along the lines of Kirk paradoxing a computer to death but that works too. Also, I couldn't find a good gif.


Fyodor Gutman

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 06, 2018, 11:39:17 AM
lol. Be nice to someone around here and people's heads explode.

Please, it's all so very sweet. It's like the scene where the woman volunteers to dance with Rainman in the elevator. And Jackstar needs this, so whatever you're doing just keep doing.


Roswells, Art

This is all so hot and confusing.

Fuck, I must be ovulating.

pate

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 06, 2018, 02:05:46 PM
This is all so hot and confusing.

Fuck, I must be ovulating.



Retraction Jackson?



Roswells, Art

Quote from: pate on November 06, 2018, 02:12:03 PM


Retraction Jackson?



You really know how to kill the mood. No wonder you want a dog.

Fyodor Gutman

Instead of asking for sex Jackstar is likely to pull out a meme.

pate

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 06, 2018, 02:20:07 PM
You really know how to kill the mood. No wonder you want a dog.

I have three dogs, actually...  How many cats do you have?







Jackstar

Quote from: pate on November 06, 2018, 02:25:12 PM
I have three dogs

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Wash your hands more. I'm just sayin'.

Jackstar

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on November 06, 2018, 02:21:22 PM
Instead of asking for sex Jackstar is likely to pull out a meme.

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Roswells, Art

Quote from: pate on November 06, 2018, 02:25:12 PM
I have three dogs, actually...  How many cats do you have?







The only time you post something I might actually want to click on and there's no youtube link. So we gained someone that can speak semi-coherently but lost the youtube links. I can deal with that. Most of them were shit.

I hope you have a plan worked out for your substitutes for human companionship if they outlive you.

Jackstar

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 06, 2018, 02:32:15 PM
I hope you have a plan worked out for your substitutes for human companionship if they outlive you.

I'm sure those leather-zippered gimp suits come in a variety of sizes.




Roswells, Art

Quote from: Metron2267 on November 06, 2018, 02:49:22 PM
Right on!


Ug, in the state I'm residing as of now red and blue are the same thing. I'm not voting to keep the bankers rich.

Still want that bong hit with me?

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