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Started by Jojo, November 22, 2017, 08:02:15 PM

Is Gift Wrap Important for Your Lady?

No  - I plop gifts down without fanfare.
1 (33.3%)
Yes - I box and wrap. If the item is too big, I put a big ribbon on.
0 (0%)
Yes - I pay for the wrapping through the retailer or have someone else wrap.
0 (0%)
No  - I  only give gifts of service/talent/experience (i.e. massage, poetry, a cruise).
0 (0%)
Yes - I wrap poorly, not boxing awkward items first.
0 (0%)
Yes - Even if I give a service or experience, I still box and wrap at least a little something for her to keepsake.
0 (0%)
Yes - I cheat by using gift bags but I put lots of tissue in them!
0 (0%)
Yes - But only on really, really special occasions, not most of the time.
2 (66.7%)

Total Members Voted: 3



Jojo

Remember when you date that mono (EBV) (glandular fever) is passed through saliva.  If one of you has had it, you could pass it to your date. The virus can have lifelong ramifications for some people, affecting the liver, spleen, salivary glands, eyelid glands, and other things.  Also a good reminder to make sure your tableware and mugs are clean!  And to keep your hands well washed, or away from your face...  pretty common sense which is easy to forget under pressure!

http://www.nytimes.com/ref/health/healthguide/esn-mono-expert.html

https://www.medicinenet.com/infectious_mononucleosis/article.htm

http://www.nytimes.com/ref/health/healthguide/esn-mono-expert.html

Make DR MD MD Great Again

This thread needs more Dr MD MD.

4chan mole

Quote from: Make DR MD MD Great Again on December 16, 2017, 09:42:27 PM
This thread needs more Dr MD MD.
Lol. Most hated member on Bellgab.
I think The One was less hated than this hemorrhoid is.

Swishypants

I envision Dr. Mexican enjoying a horrendous Tex-Mex take-out dinner in a Styrofoam box while sipping on SQURIT mixed with Vodka.  ;D

4chan mole

Quote from: Swishypants on December 16, 2017, 09:50:00 PM
I envision Dr. Mexican enjoying a horrendous Tex-Mex take-out dinner in a Styrofoam box while sipping on SQURIT mixed with Vodka.  ;D
his own?


Jojo

Quote from: ksm32 on November 22, 2017, 10:24:07 PM
So, the men are the animals in the picture? Or does the picture depict the hoards of ferocious woman looking to be taken.

This thread's gonna sink faster than fuck. I give it six replies.
I won!

Jojo

Quote from: ksm32 on November 28, 2017, 02:22:47 PM
Be honest, when was the last time you got some?
Two things.  Did you look up the worm I called you?  It reproduces through "ruckus and bang", get it?  Kind of interesting, as you had mentioned ruckus and bang!


Second, when approaching a woman over 50, the question about "When did you last get some" is kind of a sketchy question for a lot of women in that age bracket.  I don't have time to go into the details, but if you go to your men's body building forums and search on "My wife won't do it anymore", you might gain some new insights..

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jojo on December 21, 2017, 03:09:42 AM
Two things.  Did you look up the worm I called you?  It reproduces through "ruckus and bang", get it?  Kind of interesting, as you had mentioned ruckus and bang!


Second, when approaching a woman over 50, the question about "When did you last get some" is kind of a sketchy question for a lot of women in that age bracket.  I don't have time to go into the details, but if you go to your men's body building forums and search on "My wife won't do it anymore", you might gain some new insights..


Then who keeps making all this GILF porn?!  ???


Maybe they just don't want to do it...with their husbands. ;) ;)


paladin1991


Quote from: Jojo on December 21, 2017, 03:09:42 AM
Two things.  Did you look up the worm I called you?  It reproduces through "ruckus and bang", get it?  Kind of interesting, as you had mentioned ruckus and bang!


Second, when approaching a woman over 50, the question about "When did you last get some" is kind of a sketchy question for a lot of women in that age bracket.  I don't have time to go into the details, but if you go to your men's body building forums and search on "My wife won't do it anymore", you might gain some new insights..
A lot of pictures on these forums?  Does that count as 'getting some' for you, even if you have to rub it out yourself?

Jojo

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 23, 2017, 03:24:36 PM
A lot of pictures on these forums?  Does that count as 'getting some' for you, even if you have to rub it out yourself?
There is Sizzlegabdate.com and Gabdate.com-Rated PG.


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/lisa-copeland/how-to-meet-quality-men-after-50_b_11486040.html

Jojo

TAURUS IN LOVE

"Ruled by Venus, the goddess of beauty and love, Taurus life is a sun-dappled serenadeâ€"when you're not locking horns in a bullfight. Fortunately, the fierce stampedes are rare between you. The most lethal "charging" for your acquisitive sign happens on Black Friday, or at the Barneys shoe sale."
Aug 5, 2017
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Jojo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 21, 2017, 03:18:53 AM

Then who keeps making all this GILF porn?!  ???


Maybe they just don't want to do it...with their husbands. ;) ;)
Are you referring o women over 50?



Jackstar

Meanwhile, the worst time to fall in love:


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on December 24, 2017, 03:26:47 PM
Meanwhile, the worst time to fall in love:

I love you, Dr. Zaius! ;D


Jojo

http://www.nextavenue.org/why-middle-age-best-time-fall-love/ is a short article with a couple unexpected insights.  And a lot of women over 50 can finally be blond without bleach!  Just a touch of color and it's done.  For the first time in their lives!


Jojo

What are your dating deal breakers? This is intended for singles, but anyone can reply of course...

From character to appearance to smell to intelligence to lifestyle and beyond, what are your dating deal breakers?  Of course, there are the obvious objectionable traits like abuse, filth, stink, criminality, addiction, etc...  But, barring the obvious, what just ruins a person's date potential for you?

Asuka Langley

Quote from: Jojo on January 21, 2018, 07:38:37 PM
What are your dating deal breakers? This is intended for singles, but anyone can reply of course...

From character to appearance to smell to intelligence to lifestyle and beyond, what are your dating deal breakers?  Of course, there are the obvious objectionable traits like abuse, filth, stink, criminality, addiction, etc...  But, barring the obvious, what just ruins a person's date potential for you?

The top deal breakers are Jewish Phenotype and Coal Burners




Jojo

Smokers, lechers, dinky cars...

paladin1991

Quote from: Jojo on January 21, 2018, 07:38:37 PM
What are your dating deal breakers?

You won't go down.  And when you finally do, you struggle with it like it's your first rodeo or something.  I guess you think that would be cute?

Jackstar

Ketchup on anything
Allergic to cats
Allergic to garlic
Can't/won't fly
Can't/won't drive
Can't/won't 69
CNN bookmarked
Illiterate tattoos



Jojo

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 23, 2018, 03:41:15 AM
You won't go down.  And when you finally do, you struggle with it like it's your first rodeo or something.  I guess you think that would be cute?
Maybe you're just different? Teehee

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