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Messages - Asuka Langley

#933
The boogaloo boys were never real

#934
He was never going to save us, you are going to have to save yourself.



#935
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
January 20, 2021, 12:04:50 AM
Quote from: Dateline on January 20, 2021, 12:01:44 AM
I don't know who would be worse as President, Joe Biden, or Norry.

#936
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kevin McCallister
January 20, 2021, 12:00:53 AM
#937
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
January 19, 2021, 11:56:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 19, 2021, 11:49:29 PM
Yep, already heard general Jack on Fox talking up the angles on that for the Biden admin. It was nice to feel hopeful about the future for a few years. I guess that’s over now. ::)

OY VEY!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-EUg3LVj6s
#938
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
January 19, 2021, 11:30:23 PM
We are going to war with Iran boys



#941
Politics / SHUT IT DOWN!
January 19, 2021, 05:31:52 PM
#942
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
January 19, 2021, 01:07:25 AM
Joe Biden is based


https://streamable.com/6xwpc9
#943
Politics / Re: Guns
January 18, 2021, 08:32:30 PM
I'm 12 Years Old and What is This?

#944
Politics / Re: Guns
January 18, 2021, 08:21:20 PM
Quote from: DanTSX on January 18, 2021, 08:16:51 PM
Finishing up my “registered” rifles.

Jesus.  Wtf kind of belt sander did they use on these? [attachment=1,msg1455476]

I think mine's retarded

#945
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 18, 2021, 07:57:24 PM
No, that’s really the way most employees felt about the company. It’s why we lost to the Japs in the 80s.

Japs built superior automobiles.

#946
Quote from: Jackstar on January 18, 2021, 07:48:16 PM

Someone send Asuka a kitten. Bill it to TaintCo. Make sure it has a heavy purr and likes laps.


#947
jackstar mentioned the Johnny Cash song about building a car out of different stolen parts he used all GM stuff, sad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cW_yHo3PY

QuoteWell, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on Cadillacs
Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand

I'd get it one piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
I've never considered myself a thief
But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years

The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong
The transmission was a '53 and the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an adapter kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on

The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got through
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said, "Honey, take me for a spin"

So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds

I got it one piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around

Uh yow, Red Ryder, this is the cotton mouth
In the Psycho-Billy Cadillac come on, huh, this is the cotton mouth
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there Red Ryder
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Uh, what model is it?

Well, it's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56
'57, '58' 59' automobile
It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67
'68, '69, '70 automobile
#949
Radio and Podcasts / Re: ***LIVE TODAY @4 pm EST***
January 18, 2021, 06:53:36 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 18, 2021, 06:48:13 PM
I just listened to this epic podcast. Jack, you mention a UFO experience that started this all off for you (whatever this is?) but you didn’t go into any detail about it. Could you tell us what happened and why you think it’s led you here?

I was busy Sunday i missed most of this episode when it was live I'm gonna try and get though it now.
#951
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
January 18, 2021, 05:46:25 PM
I wonder if they will have a row of children for Biden to sniff at his inauguration 🤔

KAMI-SAMA WILLS IT!

#952
Politics / Shō ga nai
January 18, 2021, 05:39:46 PM
Kami-sama wants us to have a demented, geriatric, child sniffing pedophile, nigger hating, election stealing president ~desu

#953
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
January 18, 2021, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 18, 2021, 05:28:01 PM
Enjoy the encroaching fascism then!

Shikata ga nai

#954
Politics / Re: Election Night 2020
January 18, 2021, 05:23:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 18, 2021, 04:44:08 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvpEfMJS3TI

Say what you want about Biden being a child sniffing weirdo that lost the 2020 election. But if you look past his ignorant political beliefs he is a white man that hates niggers and for that alone he is okay in my book.



#955
niggers

#959
Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 17, 2021, 05:22:11 PM
oil painted and framed: Jackstarry Night

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