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Show posts MenuQuote from: Dateline on January 20, 2021, 12:01:44 AM
I don't know who would be worse as President, Joe Biden, or Norry.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 19, 2021, 11:49:29 PM
Yep, already heard general Jack on Fox talking up the angles on that for the Biden admin. It was nice to feel hopeful about the future for a few years. I guess that’s over now. :
Quote from: DanTSX on January 18, 2021, 08:16:51 PM
Finishing up my “registered†rifles.
Jesus. Wtf kind of belt sander did they use on these? [attachment=1,msg1455476]
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 18, 2021, 07:57:24 PM
No, that’s really the way most employees felt about the company. It’s why we lost to the Japs in the 80s.
Quote from: Jackstar on January 18, 2021, 07:48:16 PM
Someone send Asuka a kitten. Bill it to TaintCo. Make sure it has a heavy purr and likes laps.
QuoteWell, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on Cadillacs
Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black
One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand
I'd get it one piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round
So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
I've never considered myself a thief
But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years
The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home
Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong
The transmission was a '53 and the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone
So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an adapter kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on
The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got through
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said, "Honey, take me for a spin"
So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds
I got it one piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around
Uh yow, Red Ryder, this is the cotton mouth
In the Psycho-Billy Cadillac come on, huh, this is the cotton mouth
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there Red Ryder
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Uh, what model is it?
Well, it's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56
'57, '58' 59' automobile
It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67
'68, '69, '70 automobile
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 18, 2021, 06:48:13 PM
I just listened to this epic podcast. Jack, you mention a UFO experience that started this all off for you (whatever this is?) but you didn’t go into any detail about it. Could you tell us what happened and why you think it’s led you here?
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 18, 2021, 05:28:01 PM
Enjoy the encroaching fascism then!
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 18, 2021, 04:44:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvpEfMJS3TI
Quote from: Jackstar on January 17, 2021, 07:56:24 PM
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Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 17, 2021, 05:22:11 PM
oil painted and framed: Jackstarry Night
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