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Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 26, 2018, 12:02:21 AM
I see YOU in chat !

Did his stream just go down tho? My screen went black and says “offline.” (Not racist)

Did he crash or did I get booted?

Can anybody see Disrespectful Sandwich in chat or have I been banned?

I’m not listening to this BS cat expert talk. Outta there in 3...2...1...

Disrespectful Sandwich is in the house.

Damn I've had a 4-course meal and the guy is still online.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 25, 2018, 02:56:50 PM
This is his 'justification' for stealing that cat...Of course he goes off on a stream of consciousness...

He's a liar. And an animal hoarder. Pretty sure every one of those cat's deaths is his fault.

Quote from: aldousburbank on April 25, 2018, 04:44:07 PM
Thanks YP and everyone. My mom's passing was not so tragic as she was 92, but burying a 29 yr young child is the most wrong thing I've ever HAD to do. I lashed out at god and people and myself in the aftermath, so I have some street cred concerning how to properly fuck yourself up from grief- which is why I brought it up. Which is also why Heather knows she can confide in me.

I'm much better now, have made reparations, and I am surrounded by tons of love. Actually I'm probably in the best psychological state I've ever been, but it's because I sought and received help. I blew a 24 yr marriage along the way but we are friends now and things eventually get better. And such is my wish for Art's family and friends.

Hey Aldous, I wish I could give you a huge hug right now.

Quote from: mv on April 25, 2018, 03:05:17 PM
An interesting read.

This is awesome. Thanks for sharing.

George Senda is finally doing his Art Bell Tribute Show at 6 p.m. tonight because his last attempt at one got off track when he started cleaning out his drawers and showing everyone his collection of stuffed animals, old receipts and gumball machine toys.

Maybe Heather could join him so she can finally check "Art Bell Tribute Show" off her to-do list.

Madonna or someone important will probably die soon and she's going to lose her window of relevancy.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 25, 2018, 01:52:48 PM
FUCK!

The reply I received:

Hi,



Thank you for your email.



Unfortunately, we can't go to this person's house and just confiscate the cat based on your video or what you may have heard about it's being given as a gift.



I have a few suggestions. A private citizen would need to contact the Finder and persuade them to either take it to a vet to be scanned for a chip, or brought to the Martinez shelter so we can find the owner.



You can also post the cat's description on-line using Next Door and Fido Alert.



Sincerely,



Contra Costa County Animal Services

Well ... dammit. You did something at least. I just wigged out about it.

The site with lost pets is Pawboost.com. I searched the Martinez area and male cats. The 2 lost Siamese weren't from Martinez but I checked the cities on Maps and they were 11-12 miles away. There were several pages, but I stopped on Page 4 (3 months ago). One of them had a blue collar. Those are made to snap off easily though.

Thanks for trying. I was just about to email CC Animal Services for the hell of it, but it looks like I'll get the same answer.

The Alien advised Falkie to get the cat scanned (on the popcorn haul video -- check it out, Meals on Wheels) and got some kind of long-winded response. The Alien was too tired to read the defensive "I'm right about everything and I know everything" diatribe.

He's going live tonight at 6 p.m. (Unless he sleeps through it.) Thank God I'll be at a restaurant. He'll probably still be babbling when I get back

Got a message from Callan on FB. He is also angry about the cat. Maybe his legion will rain down in unified rage

Quote from: damon on April 25, 2018, 01:18:36 PM
http://www.kcra.com/article/sac-county-da-to-make-major-announcement-in-east-area-rapist-case-golden-state-killer-original-night-stalker-1/20061252
Well the guy that the cops arrested was not Falkie but a retired police officer. Falkie was never a cop because being a cop is the worst four letter word that george knows and its WORK.

Falkie DID stop in once to give the Martinez police some advice on how to solve a tough cold case, though. They wanted to give him an honorary detective badge, but there wasn't enough credit left on his mother's card to purchase the regulatory shoes, donuts, giant magnifying glass and other professional accessories that the job required.

Falkie often boasts that his thread is the longest one over here. He's really proud of it. We should all stop posting here until Heather's beats his. I'll do us all a favor and start this trend. You're welcome. 😉

Just stopped by to pat this thread on the head and give it some nurturing.

Cheers!

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 25, 2018, 12:47:46 PM
What does it matter if Falkie gets mad or bans them. if one of them watches the video and confirms that it is their cat then you did a great thing.

They do not need to comment on his video or talk to him on a live show. They just want the pet back.

I am sure I do not have to tell you but just be delicate, they are hurting right now and that video can be disturbing even if it is not their cat.

I'm not going to bug them. Frankly, even I can't even watch that video again to see if the cats are similar, it disturbs me THAT MUCH, as we can all tell by yesterday's Falkie-induced meltdown No. 2.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 25, 2018, 12:25:19 PM
Falkie is collecting contributions to help pay for Art's funeral and to have hot meals sent to the family.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what he'll use those donations for. He'll get a "psychic message" from Art telling him that Art would rather he use the funds at AlienCon to "continue the work."

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 25, 2018, 12:38:55 PM
Wow, you're tenacious. I hope something is resolved.

I'm just procrastinating. I have to get all dolled up so we can take my mom out to dinner tonight. It will require eyebrow tweezing and hair curling. Weary.

As for the cat thing, it's just gonna have to play itself out. I don't think people with low IQs, filthy hovels and no income for adequate pet care (AND FOOD) should own innocent animals, but the minute I start bugging authoritative people about it, I'll become just as much of a wacko as he is. I was curious though. 🙁

I got as far as his bitching about the types of MEALS ON WHEELS dinners he got and the phrase "the caregiver will start cleaning next week" before I threw my phone down in disgust.


https://youtu.be/-aM6UOmKGz4

I wish Meals on Wheels could see all his trips to Safeway and all the crap he buys and the caregiver providers could watch this WHOLE CHANNEL to see how lazy he is. The fact that some poor guy is going to have to CLEAN THAT DISGUSTING KITCHEN while Falkie doesn't have to LIFT A FINGER makes me want to throw out my own damn back or bash my knee with a hammer or whatever he did to get FREE HOUSECLEANING SERVICES.

I never want to hear him say he has no money for food again.

I found 2 male Siamese cats reported missing within 12 miles of Falkie's house on Pawboost.com, one within the past 3 days. I'd tell their owners to check out his vids, but if it panned out, he'd probably just scream at them for being BG trolls and ban them.

Waiting to see if it's Falkie.

And hell yeah I have Incredible Hulk wallpaper on my phone. Don't judge.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 25, 2018, 10:56:04 AM
if the FAT CUNT doesn’t die soon...

he will surely find himself residing in “one of those state funded total care facilities for the elderly AND REALLY DISABLED”...

volunteer help abounds, you know the type...
sweet good hearted compassionate caring young ladies thinking of a cartel path in nursing...
I give the FAT CUNT perhaps two years pulling his routine BEFORE...
he is FORCEFULLY MEDICATED, ordered by the courts...
is STRAPPED IN HIS BED OR CHAIR, for “fall risk” patient saftey...
has one of those BALL GAG THINGS in his MOUTH, again for saftey OF THE STAFF
has what used to be caring compassionate loving innocent adolescent girls TURNING OFF THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS IN FALKIE’s WING AND STICKING CURLING IRONS UP HIS TURD EYE...
and...
(Girls can be so imaginative)

dying 😂🤣😂🤣

Quote from: spellerine on April 25, 2018, 10:18:10 AM
“To pay your respects to Art Bell, east of the Rockies file along the right hand side.  West of the Rockies file along the left.  To reach the wild card section, please scan your Sprint access card.  You are listening to a replay of Somewhere in Time on the Premiere Radio Network.  I’m George Noory.”

**Laughter**

Just popping in to stroke this thread so it'll grow longer and harder than the Falkie one.

Cheers!

Quote from: Bart Ell on April 25, 2018, 10:09:50 AM
To be fair, Senda is what he's always been: A shitty actor. The genuinely good hearted also seem to be the most gullible. They ignore the signs, probably because they don't want to accept that certain people have the shitty gene.

True. I'll own it. Apologies for any past offenses.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 25, 2018, 09:31:31 AM
Your Mom has her own personal ATM?

At The Moment (ATM). Sorry. Spending too much time with my 11-year-old niece and all her acronyms.

Quote from: ONeill on April 24, 2018, 11:26:30 PM

This is horrible. Damn.

I can't say that enough on this thread these days.

For the record, I was talking about my own money yesterday just in case I confused anyone. I'm still on the payroll for another few months. And my mom is still around. I'm living a dignified spinster life living with her ATM. Today would've been their 48th anniversary. Hard day for her.

Wow, Falkie. I don't have words. Keep that shit to yourself. But he's never been able to do that. Not even literally.

Quote from: ONeill on April 24, 2018, 11:24:49 PM

This is horrible. Damn.

GOOD MORNING!

What did I miss on Discord last night? I went to bed early. I'm a tired oldish woman these days.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 24, 2018, 10:21:32 PM
Why don’t you sit on my lap and let me teach you some maths?

Only about 670 pages to go...

Oh WHOOPS!

I blame wine.

This is just PAGE 1. Sigh.

All we have to do is babble on about lesbians, sex workers, pizza, Catholics, witches, bodily fluids, Sexy John B. Wells, FB/Twitter drama, Keith, the price of land in Nevada and What Chefist Knows for about 1,300 more pages and we will have BEAT THE FALKIE THREAD!

That would make me GIDDY!

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on April 24, 2018, 08:01:15 PM
What's the number for Martinez animal services?

Contra Costa Animal Services Department, Martinez branch, 925-608-8400.

I vote for Sexy John B. Wells as the new MITD host. I don't care if he's happily engaged now. He'll always be my imaginary boyfriend. 

Pass the Courvoisier.