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Over at Callan's, we talk about movies, music, beer, good memories and general fun stuff that a bunch of friends would be sitting around gabbing about.

Over at Falkie's, it's mainly listening to cat talk, watching him flip through dusty books, enduring his pleas for donations, humoring his compound pipe dreams and trying to avoid the following words and phrases that will get you booted:

Amish
Mennonites
Anything that has to do with sex (only Falkie is allowed to talk about boobs, hot babes and prostitutes, which he does frequently)
Bellgab
MV
Heather Wade
That time he yelled at Asia Bell and booted her off his page
Paranormal questions that he can't answer, which are all of them
[I haven't had enough caffeine to finish this list]

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 28, 2018, 10:38:06 AM
I'm open to whatever SV's take is on this, but I think that isn't a bad thing.

Whenever I see him "nuzzle" that cat, I get triggered.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 27, 2018, 06:52:16 PM
Brig,
Falkie even “pole danced” with a broom handle for a donation !
did ya catch that ?
maybe, just maybe tonight we will get to watch slow Kathy “slowly pole dance” to ABBA
(now, where did I put my $4 in change ?)

You're welcome for asking him to do that. 🤣

After which, I promptly left and went over to Callan's livestream.

Quote from: Renegade Smurf on April 27, 2018, 04:40:58 PM
Clearly they are traumatizing that poor Siamese. Does YouTube have a way to report animal cruelty ?

I'm a few pages behind, but a couple of us contacted Contra Costa Animal Services and they said there's nothing they could do.

He mentioned that "Orangey" is wearing a collar with a nametag now. Perhaps they have the same owner and that owner didn't want Orangey to suffer the same fate.

I'm a huge proponent of keeping pet cats INSIDE or in a fenced backyard, precisely for this and other life-threatening reasons.

He lets Fuzzy out a lot. He has no ability to conceive that someone could just as easily mistake Fuzzy for a stray and "rescue" that cat too.

Quote from: Richard Groyper on April 27, 2018, 11:42:48 AM
LOL! nice.

Was this posted on Facebook? OH LAWWWWWWDY! George is gonna get a whole new audience of people who don't understand his "interesting quirks."

Did anyone catch it last night when he called himself a "quasi-celebrity?"

I tried to watch that thing this morning but stopped at the part where he was listing every cat he owned and how each one died.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 27, 2018, 09:49:56 AM

damnit, this all starts just about the time the FAT ASS is gearing up for the Annual “it’s MY Birthday Grift”

The laughter over here is AWESOME for my stomach muscles. Abs of steel from dying laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Quote from: LadyFish on April 27, 2018, 12:28:58 AM
Talkie also bit her curtains and put holes in them.  When Kathy called, Falkie put the phone up to the camera so that everyone could hear & of course it showed her phone number.

WOW! Kathy's phone number! The mind reels with possibilities!

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 26, 2018, 11:55:43 PM
My reaction is not to give Griftie anything.  If you must, the terms are he does not take any more cats over there.

Sigh.

Let's try it like this:

TheErinnF has a good heart, but I'd be surprised if she gives him a dime. She said she just got done paying for her father's funeral. She's in a lot of pain right now, almost as much as Heather Wade.

In fact, I wish she would spend some money on herself for a change, instead of trying to care for strangers who really don't give a damn about her.

However, if she does give him that money, she's dead to me too and MV should ban her from Bellgab.

Maybe she needs to pass out secret decoder rings to communicate her true intentions. Regardless, I doubt she would discuss them here. She never comes around here anymore.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 26, 2018, 11:15:51 PM
this is a rare video
I am thinking it will be gone tomorrow

Holler when it's over so I can quickly download it. Especially if he really talks about the stressful cat problems at Kathy's. 😁😁😁

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 26, 2018, 11:28:46 PM
And pets him like her name is Bam Bam.

He reads this thread. If any of you have any questions or concerns about my generosity and my bleeding heart, please PM me or read my elevator story posted earlier, for gawd's sake. I'm just glad he's putting the cat back. Let's drop this topic until that happens please.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 26, 2018, 11:24:19 PM
He said it was tearing up the carpet and bit kathy. He wants the $500. He me tioned it

LMAO - SHOCKER. Tearing up the carpet from stress and biting the strange woman who snatched him from his home.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 26, 2018, 09:49:53 PM
Fruit& cake was in there. Thought it was you

I thought fruit & cake was Amber. No clue who that is.

Is the cat really going back Monday? HIGH-THE-HELL-FIVE!

My guess is it's not working out at Kathy's, much like the last one.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 26, 2018, 10:12:25 PM
If she pays him anything she is dead to me.

This is lame, man. (Unless you're a female, sorry ... "girl.") Have a little faith.

I'm not joining his live tonight. There are better, good people out there who are more worthy of my time.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 26, 2018, 10:36:58 PM
come on
she is way smarter than that
there is naive
there is compassionate
there is an awakening
there is knows better now (this is where she is now)

Thank you for believing in me. ❤ 

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 26, 2018, 09:41:06 PM
Let me guess. Fruit&Cake?

I'm Lobster Roll. Disrespectful Sandwich and Well-Dressed Burrito are forever banned. The alien is boycotting. I think the real me is actually still allowed.

Oh hell, I'll log in. I'll try authentic me tonight. So I can be preachy.

FOOK SENDA. I'm listening to Creeps McPasta's channel right now. Maybe I'll come in later after a hefty shot of whiskey and preach to him about turning on his Super Chat now. Because YES, his channel is monetized. Or at least I have to tolerate ads in his damn videos. I'm convinced he doesn't want to turn on Super Chat because YT takes a cut and PayPal does not, despite his lies to the contrary.

Foolish man. We could throw $1 bills at him and, as such, NOT get banned. He'd make at least $3 a stream.

Quote from: chefist on April 26, 2018, 09:33:20 PM
Class...5 hours a night M-Th

Aw. GOOD FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN!

Quote from: chefist on April 26, 2018, 09:19:02 PM
I'm surprised he admitted it... even though we know he lurks.

And yet he still listed me as a "friend" in one of his recent videos, which made me doubt how thoroughly he reads over here.

Probably just said that because he knows I have this exotic thing called a savings account that could finance a Prius AND land in the desert AND a suite at AlienCon.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 26, 2018, 07:23:05 PM
It starts in about a half an hour. Watch a great live show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KFEViDP5Zs

Dammit I missed it. WHY ISN'T MY NOTIFICATION BELL WORKING FOR ANY CHANNELS?

Senda just went live. Ugh where's Chefist so we can do that thing and listen remotely while we cackle in UFOSHIP chat?

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 26, 2018, 05:35:41 PM
FallenSeraph has me wondering about how Falkie treats the fairer sex...
women are well know to be the more compassionate sex...
(generally speaking as there are exceptions)
especially when encountering a person, at first glance is quite obviously a human (wrong), destitute (by choice), lacking intelligence (obvious, but Falkie disagrees), in really poor health (again, by choice..I mean look at what and how much junk he shovels in his pie hole), lives in squalor (again, by choice), filthy (again, by choice water and soap cost less for a year than a T-shirt he just paid $30 for), nobody helps him (wrong, how many taxpayers live in California), he had a horrible mommy (wrong, his mommy bought him way too much, hell he even used his dead mommy’s American Express to buy toys for himself and Samsquatch) people are mean to him (wrong, he deserves it all...they are simply trying to protect the innocent and naive)

just how many we’ll intent ladies has the FAT FUCK ruined for the needy people they might have helped without a second thought BEFORE ENCOUNTERING HIM ?

It's kinda like this time many years ago when I was at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas. A man in the doorway of an elevator in a low-traffic hallway was "screaming in pain" and yelled, "SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME, MY RINGS ARE STUCK IN THE DOOR." (He was wearing a lot of bling. In fact, he looked like Kanye.) I happened to be passing by on the way to my room. His hand appeared stuck in the slot where the elevator door slides out. I remembered thinking, "what the hell is his hand doing in there in the first place." I should've listened to that inner voice.

I ran over to help him. He had an accomplice waiting in the back of the elevator. They yanked me in there, robbed me, later stole my identity and my life was hell for a while. But idiots, because elevator survelliance cameras.

Later I was able to pick them out of a lineup. Flew back to Vegas to testify in their trials. They had been doing it to women all up and down the strip. Beat a little old lady unconscious when she tried to resist them. They both went to prison for a long time on several charges. In fact, my assigned "victim's advocate" or whatever she is recently contacted me to tell me one of them is out now. Goody.

The moral to this story: Sadly, I'll probably pause for a minute the next time I hear someone calling for help.

And Falkie will no doubt trigger that same "elevator effect" in me now the next time I hear a "down-and-out" story.

Everyone's got a con game, it seems.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 26, 2018, 04:55:38 PM
so, let me get this straight...
a nice lady (feeling pity for the FAT FUCKTARD) was in touch or knew Keith Rowland
and was attempting to help him in his quest to take over MITD, by making some suggestions
and invited (I guess from the chat) Keith Rowland to the TRAIN WRECK
and also offered to follow up with Keith Rowland ?

yea, I thought so...
BITCH, HOW DARE SHE GET HER NOSE IN FALKIE’S SHIT !

you GO Falkie !
ROAST THAT BITCH !

Oh man, you got me laughing so hard sometimes, Happier. Damn u funny!

Quote from: chefist on April 26, 2018, 03:33:51 PM
George Comes Out Swinging.....
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Tracy is a nut and a troll.
She sent me multiple emails yesterday where she claimed to be in contact with Keith Rowland and I told her repeatedly that I had tried to contact him but one email was sent back as the mailbox was full and the other was sent back as undeliverable and should would not let it go.
I spent about 4 hours answering her yesterday when I should be doing show prep, reading, sleeping or cleaning.
Her writing style is similar to the troll beverly in your dreams.
As for your being sued, its all bs.
You are on an email notification list.
Other online trolls from bellgab have threatened to " sue " me when I fight back.
Its an intimidation tactic that they use to not only attack me but my supporters as well who have done NOTHING actionable.
As for suing me, its laughable.
Under Federal law, social security benefits are protected and any court where any lawsuit would be filed will be thrown out once it is pointed out that I am a protected class.
Its pure harassment.
Don't worry about it.

g

He's a PROTECTED CLASS because he's on Social Security??? Go out and rob a bank then, George, and let's see how that goes.

This thread is hilarious. Before BG, I didn't even know there were people like this out there. I mean, I have a neighbor who stands across the street and stares at his lawn all day, but that's about as weird as it gets in suburbia.

MV, you can turn on AdSense now. You have our blessing. And Heather would want you to. 

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 26, 2018, 10:13:27 AM
just the well worn overalls...
nothing else...
no shirt...
no shoes or boots...
and only one strap buckled...
seemed to garner the most attention !
(try that next time !)

I'm so uncomfortable right now.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 26, 2018, 02:41:18 AM
I said quite a few things that usually would get me banned but saying fart got the reprimand along with saying I have Candy by Terry Southern.

But saying that Big foot might make you his forest wife had him laughing.

I laughed at that too. 

His video today has ads in it. Either he's been monetized again or he's just lying about Super Chat because YouTube takes a percentage of Super Chat donations. (Or doesn't know how to turn it on.)

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 26, 2018, 02:16:10 AM
I had him going pretty good asking why he couldn’t take a Skype call from Keith.

At the end he finally got Skype working. Well not really. He rebooted his mac and when it restarted skype popped up. He saw the skype request from Brig and went kinda nuts. Figured for sure it was her that locked up his laptop.

Laughter â€" Brig. I wish he would’ve taken that call. I wanted to call and scream at him.

What a JACKASS, not accepting Skype calls and BANNING people at record speed. He’s so boring, he deserves to be BOYCOTTED!

We have no willpower. It would be majestic if he did one of these and no one logged in.

OMG 3:39 a.m. ... GOODNIGHT!

Quote from: LadyFish on April 26, 2018, 12:43:11 AM
And he it totally missing the stolen kitty connection. Right over his head.

RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD

It took 3.68 minutes for the well-dressed burrito to get banned, but the innocent "where am I?" lobster roll came back for the win.

I'm running out of foods.

That guy is no fun.

And we also learned tonight that he SUCKS at talking about the paranormal off the cuff. Audition questions "from Keith" that he could not answer:

- Describe one haunted place in the Bay area.

- What's your favorite paranormal book and why? (He starts taking books off his shelf and flipping through them desperately. Good attempt at winging it, though.)

- Thoughts on the latest Art news, including his deposition in which he vividly describes UFO sightings under oath; and Ed Opperman's alleged conversations with Art about some of the best shows being scripted because, per Art to Ed, "it's not news; it's entertainment."

BONUS FAIL: He thought Greg Kinnear was a motivational speaker and potential MITD host.

Whoever came on as that really long Indian name that I'm not even going to try to spell had me rolling on the floor laughing.

Thank God I was halfway hammered from strawberry martinis. SNOOZEFEST.

LOLOLOLOL and down goes the sandwich. BANNED.

George is failing his MITD audition