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Quote from: AZZERAE on February 19, 2021, 01:52:51 AM
Where's the punchline?!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 19, 2021, 01:48:30 AM
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Chess is a Sausage Fest.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 19, 2021, 01:53:46 AM
I make plenty on a webcam shoving things up my hoohoo.

Quote from: Silphion on February 19, 2021, 02:01:54 AM
It's a Rubini move.

I am a sickness that infects my friends.

Quote from: WOTR on February 19, 2021, 05:09:13 AM
I live under a rock.

I thought Canadia was made of ice?!

ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 19, 2021, 01:06:11 AM
colon blow is an old joke

Where's the punchline?!

Quote from: Silphion on February 19, 2021, 01:49:09 AM
Someone should let Jack know.

He said he plays Chess, but I have it on good authority that he plays with his winky in the bath instead.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 19, 2021, 01:44:20 AM
I don’t know why I give away my gold like this because with you it’s literally like throwing pearls before swine but if you wanted to try to monitize this dog and pony show of yours you should make it a mail order show where your listeners pay to recieve some actual baked goods from you, maybe one piece to go with each segment of your show. While they’re enjoying them they can learn a little about the lore behind them.

That's how White Crow got hold of all those BellGabbers addresses and posted 'em Explosions of Bullshit. I think he's doing 25-to-life alongside Teddy K right aboot now.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 19, 2021, 01:02:02 AM
I am waiting for a picture when my new 45-lb. dumbbells give me great meaty man-tits.

excuses excuses

Pictured: Kike on a bike.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:04:58 AM
At least a kike can probably read a fucking book about chess, and will certainly play Chess...

Chess is faggot gay.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:04:58 AM
Satan is a saving throw auto-win for me...

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:04:58 AM
spic

Day 1 of Eugenics Class, and an F minus. Colour me unimpressed.

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Day 1 of Eugenics Class, and an F minus. Colour me unimpressed.ario

FIFM[yself]

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:04:58 AM
You deserve a break today. You wanna go fishin' or huntin' or orienteerin'?

Man, I thought this was supposed to be Hip Hop. I'd rather be fishing in flip flops.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 19, 2021, 12:52:14 AM
Grapefruit never blew me.

But did she have her chance to get close to you?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 19, 2021, 12:48:33 AM
I’m 38?!!

I thought you said you were 47.

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 19, 2021, 12:37:38 AM
azzgab.co.za/panspermia

K. Dubb: Za Za is back (on AzzGab), as 'Texas Man.' Time to sign up?

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 12:27:28 AM
Kuczi vs. "IT'S THE JEWS"

But it is, very much YOU AGAINST THE JOOZE. Rubini's a joo! Thru 'n thru.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 12:27:28 AM
Did you see the WikiLeaks?

Those whistleblowers can shove their whistles up their arse.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 19, 2021, 12:29:04 AM
I am already veiny up there, probably from all the kneading, but never considered them attractive, more like prominent thrombosis.

Good ol' Knut. Self deprecation on steroids.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 19, 2021, 12:31:24 AM
I was very hurt that neither Rubini nor Vandeeven Enterprises elected to carry my podcast...

I did.

azzgab.co.za/panspermia

Quote from: Jackstar on February 15, 2021, 08:24:18 AM
The best thing for my relationship with Grapefruit is

for you to not broadcast your interpersonal conflict in the public square.

First off, it comes off pretty hokey. And secondly, it kinda trvialises your whole predicament.

Oh yes: look, look. Read, read. "Performance art," he calls it. Tell me another one, bub.

Change the record. Rewind the tape. See that Devilish face?

Jelly down. Babies heads impaled on sharp-edged coffee table corners.

Fuck this noise. The Enemy is rubbing his reddened hands in glee.

They'd take you more seriously if you spoke their native language. Thats violence, and its the only one they understand.

Now are you finished, or are you done?! There ain't gonna be no mo' talkin'. Put some respeck on mah name.

Quote from: Silphion on February 19, 2021, 12:11:11 AM
Cryptic - but one hesitates to ask for elucidation.

Nothin' to elucidate.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 15, 2021, 02:23:25 PM
What's worse is when a friend turns into a stranger after reading one of your posts on the Internet.

Kinda like that line about breaking a certain ladies jaw, I suspect.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 15, 2021, 02:23:25 PM
There are unfoldings that are not happening correctly.

Apparently I know all about foldings!



Unfoldings, however-- they're not quite my area.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 15, 2021, 02:23:25 PM
Are there any spirit mediums that you know of with skills you admire?

There was this guy called Muhammad. And the Nazarene. Kṛṣṇa? Gautama Buddha. I could go on, but it seems so futile, so ... redundant.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 15, 2021, 05:34:52 PM
We tend...to regard [homophobia] with tolerant amusement more than anything.

I think you're just nice.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 18, 2021, 11:46:09 PM
So Blue So True...

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 18, 2021, 11:46:09 PM
the...turtle

Quote from: The Frog King on February 18, 2021, 04:40:35 PM
ANAL RAPE

TOP RIGHT

ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ

Quote from: Nyewalker on February 15, 2021, 09:51:31 AM
Thats why we luv ya

Quote from: Jackstar on February 15, 2021, 09:08:43 AM
I'm beginning to suspect why all of all y'all see me as little more than a drug addict.

I don't think that. Let the record reflect.