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#29911
Radio and Podcasts / Re: John B. Wells
May 13, 2013, 01:43:04 AM
Quote from: West of the Rockies on May 12, 2013, 10:23:55 AM
Hey, is it true that Queen Victoria was a lycanthrope?  There was this one Dr. Who episode....


Episode? Excuse me: Some say it's a documentary. Not I of course. I relate to much more factual and informed scientific discussion as exemplified by The big bang theory.
#29912
Random Topics / Re: Texas explosion
May 13, 2013, 12:16:51 AM
Quote from: Sardondi on May 12, 2013, 04:07:36 PM
Heh. The I'm-not-bigoted-one-of-my-friends-is-a-whatever response.
You can not be serious.

Who said I wasn't bigoted? But regionolism as a title of derision is a new one on me.
#29913
Random Topics / Re: Texas explosion
May 12, 2013, 11:24:22 AM
Quote from: UFO Fill on May 12, 2013, 11:08:35 AM
Bigoted, racist, regionalist name calling doesn't advance your point.


How is it any of the three you accuse it of being? You should come to the UK if you want a bit of 'regionolism' (If there is a word)! Northerners slag off wet lettuce southerners with their warm and flat beer and inability to stand the cold...The Irish slag off the folk from Kerry in Ireland..many of the Scots detest the English (It all goes back to the Jacobite uprising, The Campbell and MacDonald clans in 1692)..


Unless the NRA southern branch get all sensitive and hurt with a bit of slagging off? BTW..I have a good friend in GA, and she gives as good as she gets when it comes to 'regionolism'!  :)
#29914
Random Topics / Re: Texas explosion
May 12, 2013, 10:58:56 AM
Quote from: West of the Rockies on May 12, 2013, 10:28:14 AM
Oh, for sure, Onan!  Does the NRA have no ability whatsoever to see themselves as much of the public will when a good ol' boy with a pot belly and a deep southern drawl stomps up to the podium and starts separating us into Yanks and Rebs?  I thought Mitt Romney lacked much self-awareness, but, yes, the incoming NRA guy looks like a hoot.




He's already on it! Due for broadcast next week sometime..  ;)
#29915
Good Morning:


You know me, I never broadcast anything I can't back up with corroborated evidence and at least one witness aged over three years old. I'm torn...yep diary, torn over whether or not to tell the loving throng that is my audience what I know. Stuff has come through from several, two reliable sources regarding the terrible but false flag event not far from me at the fertilizer factory.


I knew then it was, but didn't want to say at the time because after Boston (Which DEFINITELY was ff) I got quite a bit of bad press from the commies, NWO schills and pinko homosexuals. Bryce Reed the paramedic who has been arrested has been traced to previously working for a Mr Howard Johnson; That name might mean nothing to most: it didn't to me until I found out what Mr Johnson's occupation was at the time. He owned a store from which Reed did his paper round aged 13..I'm sure I won't need to fill in the dots with my astute listeners!!! I'll get at least an hour or so feeding in the scenario and carefully build the obvious picture, ooh god yes...I hate knowing this stuff.


My wife came back from her debut film making..She had a strange glazed look on her face and couldn't seem to form words let alone sentences. I asked if I could look over the script (bearing in mind my broadcasting expertise) but she said there hadn't been one, it was all improvised! Wow!! That takes some skill and bravery, doing an entire tennis tuition video with no script! She did mutter something about now being able to afford a new complete wardrobe and pure silk underwear.. She also hinted that the film was in the same field as fifty shades of grey, but much more realistic. Having no idea what fifty shades of grey is, I can only assume the tennis fashion now includes courts painted grey or something..I'll ask her later after she's had a sleep..she did look very tired but strangely elated and I couldn't help notice that her nipples looked incredibly erect through her bra.. I've NEVER seen that before..


Anyway...I ate. went down to the studio, had a revue with the guys before going on air. Butch and Dwayne seemed a bit agitated as they've been getting abuse from Boston folk who really took exception when they both went up their to educate them on the ff bombing. Why do people refuse to be informed? Can't they see we're trying to make them see what they refuse to? I hate knowing this stuff!! 


#29916
Radio and Podcasts / Re: John B. Wells
May 12, 2013, 10:11:26 AM
Quote from: Tinfoil Hat on May 12, 2013, 06:24:24 AM
I loved how Wells' guest was all freaked out because Tsar Nicholas II and King George V resemble each other. Of course they looked similar, they were first cousins. Duh.


He'll go apeshit when he finds out that the royal families of a great deal of Europe around that time all look the same! Women with beards, blokes with tits...real scary stuff!  ;D ..


I'm not suggesting they're inbred you understand, but they'd have found a sympathetic ear in the Appellations.
#29917
Quote from: tweet75 on May 12, 2013, 02:13:04 AM
does george have groupies  maybe ones that attend each speaking engagement and wait outside the cave in st louis for him to finish the show?


Yes and no; They listen to his shows and post on websites how much they liked/disliked what he had to say.  ::)
#29918
Radio and Podcasts / Re: John B. Wells
May 12, 2013, 02:05:18 AM
Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on May 12, 2013, 01:02:05 AM
Did Wells just say continental drift was established in 2004?  The notion of continental drift was replaced by plate tectonics, which was itself established long, long, long before 2004.  I guess that's just when he first heard of it.  Yet another outstanding moment in Coast to Coast's ability to accurately disseminate scientific information.


That's odd, because when I was at school doing geography in the 70's, we learned about continental drift and plate tectonics, batholiths, and all manner of geological features. I wasn't aware that plate tectonics had been replaced.
#29919
Radio and Podcasts / Re: John B. Wells
May 11, 2013, 11:46:21 PM
Quote from: Jackpine Savage on May 11, 2013, 11:35:59 PM
I really don't get the freaking out over the looks of radio personalities. There's a reason they're in radio, after all. I mean, maybe Art Bell's mother found him handsome, but come on. Are Wells looks really that out of whack from the general radio talent pool?
...And all the men on this site shame  Adonis  and the few women, Cleopatra.
#29920
Random Topics / Re: Texas explosion
May 11, 2013, 01:32:31 PM
What's this about a paramedic being arrested for a pipe bomb. Has there been a definite connection to the explosion?


I hope the Austin windbag doesn't start suggesting 'patsy' ...Please say he won't, and be correct.
#29921
Politics / Re: Knock Knock joke? Uh, sorta.
May 11, 2013, 07:47:27 AM
Quote from: UFO Fill on May 11, 2013, 07:28:13 AM
The people who, initially, are not following it are the reporters.  There was a photo posted a few weeks ago of the reserved media area.  There were seats for a couple of dozen reporters, but only a couple were there.  Ordinary folks don't follow something that is not reported.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in newsroom meetings when this is brought up as a possible story.  I wonder what excuses are offered for avoiding it.


Excuses? I guess 'Kim K fills her car with gas and her tits fall out' is more newsworthy..sadly Fill, it's the same the world over..Sex (and the C word (Celebrity)) and more sex sells more. No excuse needed..It's what pisses me off about 'journalism'..Once upon a time I really wanted to be a journalist (I came close being a press photographer for a brief period), but it's not about real life any more, it's about non reality shows and who is shagging who with what.


rant over... :-X
#29922
Politics / Re: Knock Knock joke? Uh, sorta.
May 11, 2013, 07:11:28 AM
Quote from: stevesh on May 11, 2013, 05:42:43 AM
I wonder if the 'lack of interest' in that story is because the public has (finally) lost its taste for the kind of gruesome details that have been exposed ? I know I don't watch any of the grosser stuff on the Web (beheadings especially) . I suspect the novelty of knowing about this stuff is wearing off, and people are just turning away.

Might also be that abortion is probably the single most polarized issue in the country, and the folks who aren't following the trial are those who are pro-choice regardless.


...Or they might just have more pressing things in their lives. Following such as a trial doesn't follow along polarised lines, and  just because someone doesn't follow A B and C, that they necessarily subscribe to X Y and Z.


To address abortion; 'Pro Choice' means that..The woman's right to choose. In my view men shouldn't have a say. From a very personal perspective I feel I am qualified to have that view, being a father, and my son being conceived at a difficult time in my and his mother's life at the time. Would she have chosen termination? No. Did we discuss it? Yes..Was it her decision ultimately? Yes, of course. 
#29924
Quote from: slipstream on May 10, 2013, 10:13:34 AM
Stats released this week show that gun sales rising, but gun crimes falling.


hmmm


Was that before or after the reputed 100 000 downloads for the new plastic printed gun?
#29925
Quote from: astroguy on May 10, 2013, 08:43:45 AM

Hw do you really feel?


He's holding back on expressing his real opinions..You noticed that too?
#29926
Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 09, 2013, 07:47:02 PM
This guy sure blew it.  Why didn't he just convert to Islam, take some goats down to the local Mosque and trade them for a few teenaged girls of his choice.

He could beat them, lock them up, tell 'em to stay in the house, even let them watch TV once in awhile.  Instead of now being shamed, the whole town could be celebrating their diversity.


Almost as predictable as a predictable thing. Never let the opportunity to make disparaging remarks about muslims pass you by eh PB? You know; I wonder how forthcoming you'd be in making those same remarks to the face of a particularly aggressive big muslim guy who really isn't given to mercy? You're not funny, and your grasp of the reality is tenuous at best.
#29927
The 'look' might need a bit of work, but I don't think it's that far from what I'm trying to achieve.. I came downstairs as my wife was leaving for her tennis lesson..she smiled and left without a word..No comment at all..Maybe she's things on her mind?


Anyway; I'll run it by the guys in the studio before going public, but I think this new 'me' has legs.
#29928
Update on previous entry.


Wife came back from her tennis lesson looking more flushed than usual and some odd rope type marks on her wrists. Apparently Dirk has asked her to be in a tennis tuition film, with his buddy, Studs Ramrod (odd name for a tennis coach?) and another pupil called Jenny Pleasure-Now I ain't that stupid, that can't possibly be a real name! Anyway, the working title (TBC) is Jenny and friends get tied up.. Not sure where the tennis tuition comes in, but I'm sure she knows what she's doing..However, I'm not entirely convinced that 'They' haven't turned her..she isn't making any obvious signs she has, but being vigilant is key here! I can't get George at the moment, I think he's busy with interviews with the brave guests who are getting the truth out there.
#29929
She's no better (or worse) than any of the snake oil sales people who gladly take the money, promise much (or just plain bollox) and thrive on the misery, insecurities and gullibility of others. These people are wicked. They're almost as wicked as the filth that do the initial crime, because they know they're compounding the pain. As many have said, this woman has no shame, no compassion or humility for anyone. She certainly has no self respect. Much is made about the criminality of prostitution, but at least those who sell their bodies are honest about what they do.


I just hope these three women and the little girl will recover from their ordeal..It may take time, but I hope they get there. This Sylvia Browne (Browne being the pseudonym for shit?) will n doubt be seeing some sort of kudos in her being actually mentioned in the press, because she'll love the oxygen, no matter how damaging.
#29930
Oh man...I was going to write an hour ago but I hadn't yet recovered from a quite monumental dump. The wife said she'd go round to the neighbours. What is wrong with her?????  Seriously she's a great woman though. She never complains, never gives me grief. I guess her daily tennis lessons with her coach make up for when I'm not around to do my husbandly duties. Dirk Thrust...The Coach, is a reasonable sorta guy. Too many muscles for my liking, and has that smug look all the time, when he drops by to pick her up to take her to the tennis club..I can't quite figure that out. Maybe he's a schill? I'll give George a call on the encrypted line to get his take on it. As he says; He doesn't make this stuff up. But he might be referring to me, or is it I him? I get sorta confused sometimes..


Before I forget..Why is my wife going to tennis lessons in five inch stilettos and seamed stockings? Is it new fashion? How did I miss that? Maybe all this time she's been an agent for the Illuminati, and not playing tennis after all? Spying on me?


A few months ago she did ask that I pay her more attention, and that she'd do something abut it if I didn't..maybe that's what started the 'tennis' lessons? She joined the 'them'?


I hate knowing this stuff.. I really do. I tell my loyal listeners I get told stuff by brave whistle blowers and most of it is so secret I can't tell myself...But I have to..I just have to.
#29931
Quote from: West of the Rockies on May 08, 2013, 02:22:36 PM
Wait... I thought plankton was invented in China!  Okay, well, I see I need to take a basic math class again.  I are so dumb....


Sure are!! Plankton comes under biiiloogyyy ..or sumfink. Cyence. Yeah, Cyence
#29932
Politics / Re: Politics
May 08, 2013, 02:29:36 PM
Sorry to disappoint, no I'm not achad..achi... akidem...in schools or nuffin. I was too lazy at school, and came out into a job that I did in various places at various companies for the next 23 years or so before a change of direction (Several times!).. I do admire those who go into any kind of teaching, it's a thankless task for many, although I imagine the rewards when they come are nuggets of gold.


I remember we had a French teacher who was basically adored by all he taught. He was the teacher all teachers at school wished to be. He saw potential and skills in everyone; Not necessarily in speaking French, but in his mind every kid was capable of something, and do it well. he was an inspiration. He even let one lad go and set up a market stall in town when he should have been in school. These days he'd be dragged through the courts,but back in the 70's we didn't have such a nanny state.


I've digressed...Oops.
#29933
It's plankton... That's what's been throwing us..Plankton...


Okay..nothing to see now, it makes perfect sense.
#29934
Politics / Re: Politics
May 08, 2013, 01:57:33 PM
Quote from: West of the Rockies on May 08, 2013, 01:47:40 PM
Funny reply, Slipstream!   ;D

Actually, Yorkshire, I suspect you are correct -- with politics comes great power and opportunity.  For some women, power is quite an aphrodisiac, and maybe an ugly mug wouldn't be a detractor to such women.  I suspect that a lot of our congress critters are living pretty wild lives.


Have you got any slides? Would you like some? Lets go the whole hog and have a powerpoint presentation.
"And here we see (politician of your choice) being caught in flagrante delicto with a goat, his wife's sister, and several items of fruit and vegetables"..


"Note the athleticism and quite remarkable tenacity of his sister in law when faced with the amorous attention of said goat"
#29935
Politics / Re: Politics
May 08, 2013, 01:44:47 PM
Quote from: slipstream on May 08, 2013, 01:38:10 PM

Post pics and we'll let you know.


We? I'm not that greedy! The unkind would add "not that young" to that. But I make up for it with experience, patience and charm.*




*My therapist suggested I add that to bolster my chances**




** I don't really have a therapist.
#29936
Politics / Re: Politics
May 08, 2013, 01:29:30 PM
Slight change of tack: How does anyone get into high political office? The reason I ask, is let us make an educated guess that the holier than thou who do get caught for indiscretions are by no means the total who are doing it. However, one thing I've noticed, is I haven't yet seen or heard of a woman politician being caught with her silkies round her ankles with someone she shouldn't be, well not many in the UK, and only after a certain Edwina Curry (was a junior minister in Thatchers government) admitted in her memoirs t having a fling with John Major who succeeded Thatcher.  What of today? If I go into politics can I get a shag pretty much on demand?




Only askin..
#29937
Quote from: abbajc on May 06, 2013, 05:07:53 AM
here proof 

when alexander the great army took over india they brought with them pankration
and many offshoots of it which spread though asia which gave birth to kung fu karate
muay thai among others


Unless; What was intended was thus:




Here you heretics is the proof.


When Alexander with his great army took over India, they brought with them Panktation and many offshoots of it which spread through Asia which gave birth with no punctuation whatsoever too kung fu karate muay thai (a hybrid marital aid, I mean martial art), among others who don't have such vision and I'm quickly getting to the stage of going too far without punctuation, syntax or and en. d.
#29938
Politics / Re: Benghazi Hearings
May 08, 2013, 06:55:10 AM
Not withstanding any of the above; There is a lot of shit that will probably never come out regarding the whole so called Arab spring debacle. The fact that the very 'enemy' now installed in Libya was taken there by the collective efforts of the UK and US agencies. Then of course, Gaddafi was their friend, because he was being a good boy..Now of course a leading Al Qaeda suspect is installed, but apparently not the enemy. Clinton et al probably don't know all the details, it happens here too. They should of course, but whoever in the various agencies doesn't pass on the information will get off without any sanction. Either way there's no excuse.
#29939
Random Topics / Re: Bacon - The Wonder Drug
May 08, 2013, 06:46:58 AM
Well...it can't fly like a pig.  :)
#29940
Son of a gun!!! George has texted to see if I want to go on his show next week to promote my upcoming show with David Icke. He's als mentioned that the three of us might take in some night life down that way too..I'm not sure about that though. The NSA have goons everywhere looking to get us all together in the same place and implicate us in some made up fascist plot.


Woke with a steaming headache!! The van outside! Of course. They're now projecting rays at my bedroom during the small hours to give me a haemorrhage or aneurysm or somesuch. Why can't they leave me alone? I'm a regular guy who has a simple radio show broadcasting to a few million each night with no agenda..what do they want with me? I'll give George a call later and get the details for the show--I hope there's some food laid on, I get hungry.


Lunchtime was uneventful. Just a few dozen waffles and a few cans of Coke..Jeeze I can't let the guys know I'm drinking corporate NWO beverages..They'll go crazy!! Lightbulb moment..What about opening a new studio in Atlanta? I can have it made in a plain can then, and it's so local.


The evening dragged until the 'LIVE' light came up; Apart from a call from Glenn Beck. He asked me to tone it down a bit? What the hell is he talking about? I taught him all he thinks he knows.. Doesn't he know I'm the daddy? I'll run it past the guys when I've calmed down, over having a Glenn Beck special show..a bit of harmless character assassination should bring him into line.


The show was one of the best: I amaze myself..still! I'm so professional, and the guys loove it when I'm always right..They insist it's nothing to do with me actually employing them! I treat yes men with contempt, I guess they sense that.


Sleep was fitful..I hope the death ray isn't turned on tonight.



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