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what's the difference between 3h of fear porn punctuated by water filter ads and 4h of fear porn punctuated by goat soap and healing flashlight ads? didn't Rowland shit on Hoagie's show for not being paranormal enough?

at least we got the best black caller since "I see OJ...and he be lookin very nervous"

Tonight's guest

the bastard child of Moby and Bono

Quote from: zeebo on July 08, 2016, 02:03:06 PM
lol thanks for posting that, I think it's the only part of the show I remember haha

Morningstar claimed that a group in Texas offered him a midnight timeslot on a paranormal network but he turned it down out of respect for Hoagie. What network is he talking about? DMDN? somebody else?

 

Any guest that adds his own sound effects is alright with me. It was like an interview with the black guy from the Police Academy movies, right?

for the record, was all her Noory shitposting before or after her enlightening NDE?

how many Priuses, ipads, microphones, tripods, chargers, cables can one person break?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on July 03, 2016, 01:20:28 PM
He has AC. He even experimented with it on video a year ago to learn how it works.

I've noticed many of his videos begin with him turning on/fumbling with the lights. Presumably, he sits in the dark when not making videos. Does section 8 rent include utilities? Maybe he's too thrifty to pay for AC. Or maybe he's an old yenta that likes to kvetch about the heat all the time

holy shit gets through but holy cow got the dump button 

Falkie's to-do list
1. Open Jack LaLane juicer purchased in 2015
2. Get gubmint subsidised maid
3. Get Nerdsonsite guy to de-pervware MV laptop
4. Organize tripod and microphone collection
5. Climb Everest
6. Tip pizza delivery girl

July 4 2015 The Blitz
July 4 2016 The Shitz

Hoagie needs to shut up and play Freebird

did she say how she got her copy of The Conjuring 2?

The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5nqPMrirTw

The King of Marvin Gardens: the opening reminds me of Art
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xowi2f_the-king-of-marvin-gardens-opening_shortfilms

Scarecrow (1973)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmOlDDUT6h0

The future is written in the past

someone should start a kickstarter/gofundme page so Patty could sue Falkie and Open Wounds Gacy for defamation

"Disclosure is just around the corner" Stephen Bassett 1996
"Disclosure is just around the corner" Stephen Bassett 2016

20 years same shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4P592eaYvk
turn on close caption
"The guy from its burden"
Youtube has become self aware

Quote from: BelgianCarbonFibre on June 01, 2016, 03:30:21 AM
Well, no, I recall you were relating someone else's story which encompassed that fan doing all the legwork you claim have done. It's in the Ultimate Torrent, maybe an Open Lines, maybe an interview day. Your memory probably isn't fading, but it doesn't have that eidetic edge, either.

Art is correct. A clip of the original show has been posted to prestonnicholsisdead.com

Quote from: (Redacted) on April 29, 2015, 09:57:47 PM
Hard to believe, but there is a level of stupid below davebot.

Collanders /= Coriander

Quote from: JesusJuice on May 20, 2016, 08:26:02 PM

Yes. That's in addition to the first hour of open lines that she does Monday through Thursday.

The first hour is usually the Debbie Downer doom porn news followed by the Puget Sound creeper calling in to rant about how he's triggered by Trump

If Heather runs the board, why does she sometimes cut herself off with commercials?

The "Noory for president" video is very odd. Ranting, non-sequitur Falkie replaced by some weird script reading pod-Falkie. Who paid for the shirt?

Anybody know what the law is regarding internet defamation and reasonable expectation of privacy? Seems like Falkie and OLG are skating on pretty thin ice

does the average American think "hectare" is a mis-spelling of "acre"?

the cringiest part is when Art starts talking about "little to nothing on" photos with her talking all sexy and coy

Then

Now

Hoagland redeemed himself by hanging up on wolfman

Noory's Salary =$500,000/(150 min/showX~225(?)shows/yr)= roughly 15 bucks/minute.

I can't see PremRad paying Falkie more than Noory

All aboard the touchin' bus!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAE9tuHTz0s