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#1
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
February 02, 2016, 01:43:28 AM
Quote from: nbirnes on February 01, 2016, 05:02:36 PM
This is madness. This was the show, by the way, that came on just after the kerfluffle with Bateman, for those keeping the record.

Interesting wording. I thought the nomenclature around here was Heather's Meltdown.
#2
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 30, 2016, 12:24:19 AM
She has caller id

So Keith gets to laze around while she screens her own calls. Thanks for the clarification.
#3
Quote from: Showroom Dummy on January 30, 2016, 12:12:21 AM
is it me  or does something seem  planted  or i don't know what   somethings up

Keith is multitasking as call screener.
#4
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 29, 2016, 08:09:22 PM
Quote from: phrodo on January 28, 2016, 11:18:08 PM
Those of us with more than a few brain cells left know it must have been one helluva decision to make to step away. Those with less than a couple of functioning brain cells will continue to bitch, moan and complain to anyone that will listen and feed their trollish posts. I have quit doing so .. too bad many are still feeding the many trolls that continue to find refuge here in MV's cesspool of sewage. Yep .. for that -- I'm a quitter too and proud of it.  ;D

I think it would sound better if it was a boiling cesspool of sewage.  Close enough without violating any trademarks.

#5
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 28, 2016, 04:18:27 PM
Interesting how differently Bellgabbers act when Art is posting.

#6
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 28, 2016, 02:22:24 PM
Quote from: Chronaut on January 28, 2016, 01:58:31 PM
So you've never listened to his shows...why are you even here?

Quite right, new fans are not fans.
#7
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 28, 2016, 12:10:52 AM
Quote from: SnapT on January 24, 2016, 01:44:06 AM
You're right, it's more like she's trying to emulate George Noory.  Right down to her feelings about "thuh haters."

Must be weird to go from tearing Art Bell's replacement a new asshole every night with us here on BellGab and being told by said replacement that we eat rats for dinner... to suddenly BEING Art Bell's replacement and whining about how us rat-eaters are just trying to be cool by being meanies.

Hippos gonna crit.

Also rat is underrated.
#8
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 22, 2016, 09:06:48 PM
I agree. I won't be around for long if it devolves. Edit: much worse than it has.

I don't see 4channers as the types to donate like some of us do. So I guess he will have business decisions to make.

Real subtle threat bro.
#9
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 22, 2016, 05:32:04 PM
Quote from: VoteQuimby on January 22, 2016, 03:46:58 PM
One of the main problems here is you have a lot of people who've made their livings in the radio or entertainment business either currently or at some point in their life. Just off the top of my head you have MV, bateman, Sean9001, showroom dummy and a bunch others. You aren't going to bullshit these people.

Not just his peers, but also the fans.  Facebookers aside, Art has an audience of alternative thinkers and conspiracy theorists. He expresses shock when those people that have been primed (by him) to question everything, begin to question him.
#10
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
January 22, 2016, 01:32:35 PM
Quote from: Tarbaby on January 22, 2016, 09:02:30 AM
ha! "Indifference is liberating". I think Caligula said that. And Nero fiddled while Rome burned.  There are many that feel absentee moderation IS the death of the board. ya got a house full of cockroaches once in a while ya gotta call the exterminator. you have to have a certain degree of quality. who wants to leave here feeling like they need to take a shower.

This problem can be easily dealt with at the user level, either by using the ignore feature or haemorrhoid cream depending on your preference

You don't have to have control over a board (from the user level) to be able to enjoy it.  Just relax a bit and realize that not having total control over what hits your retinas won't actually kill you.

Anyway this will all blow over at some point.
#11
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 22, 2016, 01:15:42 PM
Quote from: VoteQuimby on January 22, 2016, 12:25:29 AM
This theory on /x/ cracked my shit up.  ;D

the lulz from a bruh that knows the feels
#12
Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on January 22, 2016, 01:42:29 AM
Same thing Godlike Productions did with the first GNS thread back in 2009. George complained and BAM goodbye to almost three thousand of the greatest pages in forum history.

That's pretty hilarious.  All of those guys over there are in the "cold dead fingers" molon labe brigade, but they bent over for Jorch.  Suddenly they look even more harmless than previously thought.
#13
Hoagland is sandbagging the good guests til he figures out where he's going after DMDN.
#14
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 21, 2016, 02:45:59 PM
Quote from: malachi.martini on January 21, 2016, 02:06:16 PM
My thanks to all who shared a kind word about the gif sorcery. You might be blindly evil, but you're still a vaguely lovable lot.

Speaking of which, nobody has reposted it on this page yet.



I recommend this gif be memorialized or become a site logo or something.
#15
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
January 21, 2016, 02:25:33 PM
Quote from: creepygreenlight on January 21, 2016, 11:11:37 AM
Alright, which one of you assholes said that?

As far as I know both those pieces of information came from Heather's Bellgab posts.  Someone has been copypasting them around.  But I see some messengers being shot anyway.
#16
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
January 21, 2016, 09:26:42 AM
Quote from: Meister_000 on January 21, 2016, 07:28:42 AM
MV, you are an Unprincipled TURD
Like we haven't had enough problems around here in the last six weeks? Now you take the initiative to instigate an active not passive assault on Art's Facebook page and posters?! Like you couldn't find enough STUPID shit on your own website and from your own posters to comment on? You take the fucking cake. You didn't stir up enough shit or enough page hits here last week by announcing to everyone the private business that Art might have laid it on the line with "poor little old sweet and innocent you"? You, who openly actively and explicitly encourages trolls and vile posters not only to come here but stay and exercise their so-called "free speech" at any and all expense because "hey, I MV finally found a way to make a Profit off my web site and Ain't I an American!!! We don't need no stinkin Integrity, no Responsibility to anything or anyone. I'm gettin mine and fuck you all. Decency? Honor? Truth in Advertising? Fuck that, I'm a Free Enterprise American, an Entrepreneur!

If you've got so much free time on your hands, grab a text editor and correct the name and Label of your God Damn Home Page because Bellgab and its Owner is NOT any kind of "Art Bell Fan Site" let alone "THE" Art Bell fan site. You Unprincipled and Unscrupulous Swine.

The word vile will forever smell of kool-aid to me because of Art and his minions.
#17
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
January 21, 2016, 02:04:15 AM
Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on January 21, 2016, 02:02:37 AM
Cracking thread idea.



The people in your worm hole?  I'm sure he didn't mean it to sound like that.
#18
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.
January 21, 2016, 01:53:57 AM
Quote from: Stranger929 on January 21, 2016, 01:45:27 AM
Keep an eye out for Betsy, we may need restraining orders...

Wait fighting trolls defeats them?  I think this lady missed her basic internet classes.
#19
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 20, 2016, 10:03:05 PM
Any news that the network could stay afloat is good news.
#20
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 20, 2016, 09:47:05 PM
Quote from: Showroom Dummy on January 20, 2016, 09:05:13 PM
so this is what i'm getting from reading the posts
im in negotiations right now with MV  that we do GABCAST about THE LAST GABCAST

we will have 4 co hosts  and we can talk in full detail about what we should or shouldn't have done     
everyone who wants to can call in and contribute   how awesome

who's with me .........



#21
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 20, 2016, 08:24:08 PM
Quote from: onan on January 20, 2016, 06:38:23 PM
I don't get the sex worker thing. There ain't a guy here that hasn't spanked to a porn sight. I know this because you are on the internet. But Heather is the bad guy.

I don't think it's the fact that she was a sex worker which is the problem for people, the problem is that it's her only known work experience in relation to her current job.

I guess there's crossover between the two jobs.  But people probably just wanted a well known name doing it.  Heck, with the amount of people Art knows and the respect he has, Howard Hughes being the first choice came out of left field for me.
#22
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 20, 2016, 04:32:07 PM
I've been on the end of a bunch of crazy calls.  I don't call into a talk show to discuss them.

Think about how he would've looked with only one person telling the narrative?  He didn't call in first.
#23
Quote from: Meatie Pie on January 20, 2016, 04:51:57 PM
Trolling both sides of the coin might not be admirable, but it's something different.

Maybe you had a moment of reflection ... or maybe you're just a twat.

Nowdays having a moderate opinion and trolling both sides are difficult to distinguish from each other.
#24
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 20, 2016, 04:36:10 PM
Quote from: Kolchak on January 20, 2016, 03:29:27 PM
I just re-listened to that interview, and it begins with Art joking how he was going to "take everyone for a ride" by running to Mexico with the subscription money.

Mexico might've been more culturally interesting than Vegas.
#25
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 20, 2016, 04:33:35 AM
Quote from: phrodo on January 20, 2016, 03:38:52 AM
OK . well evidently all the 4skin trolls have been sent to bed by their mommies... who are also welfare-sow-piggies. Sows must have control of their spawn... even 4skinners. I am sure the competition at the breakfast line at the trough will be vicious -- so remember little piggies .. Oink early and oink often -- and the line forms to the left for Sikeston's finest diaper-droppings slop. Ohh .. just smell the throwed-roll aroma.   8)
Oink oink.  ;D

Yeah those tryhard 4channers going to sleep at 3am.  Bunch of lightweights.  You stuck it out to the end and showed 'em.
#26
Quote from: Coffeeman on January 20, 2016, 02:31:31 AM
Looking back in the Big Archive Steve did the "Disclosure 2000" panel...and he sounded as fervent 16 years ago   :o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecJLI-GRuU

He used to be Richard Dreyfuss.  The potato incident sent him on a lifelong mission.
#27
Quote from: Ciardelo on January 20, 2016, 01:51:23 AM
You're clearly in the wrong forum asshole.

I've been here longer than I've been there.

Btw you mad.
#28
Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on January 20, 2016, 01:47:30 AM
We save our PMs to make fun of you.

I'm a newfag around here but even I know the shit that happens behind his back.
#29
Quote from: Ciardelo on January 20, 2016, 01:42:11 AM
You already know you young cuck. best leave the discussion to the adults child.

/I already know you need to practice your guitar  ;)

FUCK! Did this woo woo guy just say he doesn't know what EVP's are?

Jeezus christ on a cracker! We found somebody stupider that King of Cucks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow6IaHmDNLI
#30
Quote from: The King of Kings on January 20, 2016, 01:37:13 AM
Why do you think people who say "since the 90's" are lying?

Evil thinks as evil does.
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