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Mr. Jackson RUUUUNNN!!!! YOUR BILL IS GOING INTO COLLECTIONS!!!! (kaboom) RUUUUUNNN!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ

Quote from: MichaelFromVA on September 30, 2015, 12:05:58 AM


If you had to die by nuke then what a better way to go than ride it down!

Michael, I just recently read a book about nuclear bombs. According to engineers, waving a cowboy hat does *not* affect either the trajectory of the bomb or the explosive power of the weapon. So that movie was totally **fake**!!! Darn old shadow-government controlled media.  Darn them!!!

I'm not a red arm-band wearing commy either, but you know what - FEEL THE BERN! Sanders in 2016!

Quote from: JamesMcDonald on September 29, 2015, 11:26:03 PM
Countdown to Looking Glass [1984]:

An HBO production of the lead-up to a nuclear exchange by the Soviet Union and the US through news broadcasts


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knSSUEdLcvg

James, do you believe shock television designed to grab ratings somehow *PROVES* your argument?

Quote from: Noorynoid on September 29, 2015, 11:22:12 PM
Still working on the numbers for you, have a seat if you will and my lovely assistant will make you a drink.

Bro, did you miss my post? It's 11! ELEVEN! You have to factor the earth's rotation and divide by the distance a crow flies.

Quote from: Mild Bill on September 29, 2015, 11:19:07 PM
...and Keith Richards.

Oh, zombies count as survivors of a nuclear war? I didn't know that. I'm making a note for myself here for future reference... In my... "plans"...

Quote from: MichaelFromVA on September 29, 2015, 11:13:30 PM
kill people, break stuff

Michael, you have the right to freedom of religion. But abruptly interrupting the conversations by posting the commandments of the satanic bible is disruptive. Please show respect for the other forum members. 

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 29, 2015, 11:10:44 PM
Worked for Indiana Jones.

word.

Damn-it James,  re-write history? Really??  !!!!!

Quote from: MichaelFromVA on September 29, 2015, 11:03:41 PM
Calling open lines for the third hour...I hope!

That would be fun, but I think Art is really into this. He loves guests who come on and depress us with stories about how the world might end.

Quote from: Donald Noory on September 29, 2015, 11:04:00 PM
They need to get down to more pressing questions regarding the nuclear issue. For example, if bigfoot was flying a UFO at 19.5 degrees during the launch, how many ICBMs would he be able to shoot down using the hyper-dimensional torsion field death ray his UFO is equipped with.

11. I just did the math. It's 11. I thought it would be lower, but it's 11.

Quote from: Schlyder7 on September 29, 2015, 10:59:51 PM
the new screaming lady....   Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Yeah I friggin' hate that comercial too Schlyder.

Quote from: JamesMcDonald on September 29, 2015, 10:56:55 PM
Even if you did have that experience in the military during that time, it's pathetic that you would sit here defending Regan after what he did.  Apparently you learned nothing at all.

James, a chicken just came in and told me the sky's falling. Why don't you go out and hold it up.

Quote from: zeebo on September 29, 2015, 10:54:38 PM
Don't worry, India & Pakistan are on good terms.

Yeah look at those guys just "kickin'-it" old school like a couple of chill bros.

Quote from: zeebo on September 29, 2015, 10:50:15 PM
Please hold the ceremony soon - no Stalin.

What? Stalin has to be there? He's dead. Been dead for a while.

Quote from: trostol on September 29, 2015, 10:46:14 PM
nope..Putin on a Ritz

I'm handing you the Nobel Comedy Prize.

Quote from: VoteQuimby on August 15, 2015, 12:16:41 AM
What's really interesting is this little slip leads credence to some Art Bell conspiracy theories that are floating around out there.

Which I'm sure Art relishes.

Quote from: zeebo on August 15, 2015, 12:11:07 AM
Andrew:  You can't send people via chrono-vision when your hologram keeps collapsing.
Art:  Right.

Please, Zeebo. You sound like you either don't *believe* him or don't *understand*. (rolling my eyes) It's called "SCIENCE" Zeebo, try to follow along. Would you? Don't you comprehend even the simplest scientific concept. Chrono-vision is intrinsicly dependent on the multi-dimensional sensory matrix which explains why magic works.

Quote from: zeebo on August 15, 2015, 12:07:39 AM
Maybe we're all on an accidental timeline created by Mr. Basiago.  Ya ever think of that?   

Damn, Zeebo! We narrowly avoided the intro for C&C Red Alert 2! *shwew*

Quantum Bomb Shell initiated! LOOK OUT!!!

Quote from: Morgus on August 14, 2015, 11:57:54 PM
They did that a lot with the old "Time Tunnel"

Oh cool, I should watch that on like Netflix or whatever it's on now then. That sounds like fun.

  Like the beginning of the first Terminator movie.

*gulp*

Quote from: QuantumMystics on August 12, 2015, 11:25:24 PM
It maybe fun if you imagine the euro caller looks like this....

Hey Quantum, thanks for the nightmare fuel buddy.

Oh sure, I know it has nothing to do with the show. But, then again, you have now seen this and can never un-see it.  You're welcome.

Art! I have arrived, from THE FUUUUTTUUUURE!! !  !

Quote from: Robert on August 12, 2015, 11:01:46 PM
This reminds me: Ever see Wax Audio's YouTube mashup video of "The Wall" w "Staying Alive"?  Very good.

Yeah it rocks!

I sent Art a fast-blast last week or so that went a bit like this:
"Art, I am a time traveler. I am actually just passing through your time on my way back to the future from when I came. I succeeded in my mission, helping to bring about the end of the European conflict that began in 1914. I was not prepared for the likelihood that another one would erupt 25 years later! Beware of unintended consequences, Art!"

Quote from: cdpolarbear on August 12, 2015, 10:43:46 PM
Start of the Jubilee year for the Jews.

I'm not Jewish, but my neighbor is. I'm pretty sure they don't *Jubilee*. They just lean back, stroke their chins and nod, saying, "Eh not so bad. Can't complain. S'good. S'real good. Yeh yeh I like it actually. Oh 'vell, 'vat else is new?"