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Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2022, 07:53:18 PMI assume the Ukrainian he married, sucked him dry and kicked his little dutch boy butt to the curb once the bank account was empty.

I hope she had the decency to give him his protein rich compost worms he said he would survive on.

I guess I'll listen to this now. Better late than never.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2022, 06:39:14 PMI'm psychic. Hold on, I'm tuning into your frequency...

Ayyy lmao

Or worldwide lockdowns. Any psychics predicting a nuclear bomb dropping anywhere?

Where is Ed Dames these days? It will probably hit right there.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 08:43:57 AMIt's the simplest explanation 🤷🏼�♂️ Rubini deletes his own posts on his own board with remarkable alacrity, he's only one who cares about that shit lmao

Where are his posts on this board? He definitely posted because people quoted him after the edit period ended.

Thanks for being such a rich part of BellGab. Someone will be by shortly to take a casting of your head for the BellGab Memorial Garden.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 10, 2022, 06:17:51 PMAnd they are?

I deleted my original answer. I mean this is the Falkie thread, a place for love and light, let's keep it pure.

I'll post your answer in a different thread when I'm at my desktop.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 10, 2022, 05:57:39 PMLiberals are distgusting degenerates, you bloated, yeast-infested twat. I should know. I used to be one.

I don't think I'm a full on liberal. There's at least three republican issues I support.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 10, 2022, 05:52:22 PMYou seem to be extending the kink hand to those of such predilections; but I'm not judging.

Well, I had to for the joke. Feel free to kink shame all you want.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2022, 04:52:19 PMIt's not borne out by photographic evidence; drump is unable to stand upright.  Not a valid attachment ID.

That's a weird stance, the way he sticks his butt out. Maybe he's pandering to the People Who Like Butts crowd.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 10, 2022, 07:52:04 AMYou have your own caste system. Those partial to artificial orange, and those who are not.

Not a valid attachment ID.

Hey, don't kink shame. Maybe he likes golden showers to the face.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 08, 2022, 05:52:29 PMNot sure I made a GIF of that...let me check...

This one is strawberries and cream

Welcome back.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 08, 2022, 05:42:23 PMWhat?

Hi Yorkshire, welcome back.

I have until now avoided seeing Kathy eat. I still haven't watched the one from years ago of her at a restaurant eating a steak, I think it was, that was so popular.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 10, 2022, 03:36:24 PMAn interesting episode where Senda discusses his plan to have Patty drive him to a storage facility where he will rent a dolly for $11. They will return to Senda's pad, attempt to carve a path to the dying refrigerator by piling shit up on his bed. They will then leave the unit "downstairs" and Senda will  purchase an Igloo cooler which he will routinely fill with ice at $3 a bag until he can save up enough for a chest freezer which he shall prop up via milk crates.

I could not have made that lunacy up if I had to. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNp8J8Ylqqs

11:40 I bet he can get that cat's whole head in his mouth. I wonder if he's tried.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 08, 2022, 04:39:23 PMAlways has been. Welcome to the party!

Thanks, I brought sardines for everyone.

Also, I'm getting notifications on Edge browser when someone replies to my post. That's unsettling.

Quote from: Juan on September 08, 2022, 05:52:36 AMGetting close.
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/chris-queen/2022/09/08/breaking-queen-elizabeth-ii-under-medical-supervision-family-notified-n1627799

I was here earlier when you posted this then 10 minutes later I get a notification on my phone that she died. Apparently Bellgab is where I go to get breaking news.

Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 03:33:18 AMWow, time flies. I almost forgot about that whole episode of attempting (and failing) to catch Covid. I think that this site was down by the time I finally did (accidentally) catch it. If memory serves.
I had a severe fever of something like 107 and no energy. I slept almost straight for 36 before rebounding to 100% health.

I really did want to catch it to be sure to not bring it to my mother or any of the older / less healthy people in my life. As it stood, I fortunately did not spread it to anybody.

*Now that the "experts" finally admit that it is here to stay and everybody (vaccinated or not) will catch it, I feel like I was just ahead of the curve by wanting to just get it over with. 

Didn't you catch it when you went to a relative's house who was sick with it and played naked twister with him for a few hours...or maybe it was clothed checkers? A long time ago I once was so sick with the flu or something that dying didn't seem like such a bad thing but I don't think my temperature was even close to 107. I can't imagine how that must have felt. I'm glad you're back to one 100%. Some people who had a mild case complain of long-covid. Dave Navarro, for example, says he's been sick for six months so far:

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/dave-navarro-long-covid

One of my neighbors died from it. I don't know if he was vaccinated or not.

I sometimes wonder if covid was around at least a year before we ever heard about it and only hit the news after it got too out of control to keep it a secret.

Quote from: Rix Gins on September 02, 2022, 05:50:15 PMLast post: November 18, 2013.  Perhaps he got his wish?

I can see why he was trying to find a way out of this timeline.

Apparently he was caught with 9000 child porn images.

Hopefully he'll never get out of jail or hopped into a timeline with worse punishments than we have in this one.

Quote from: albrecht on August 31, 2022, 03:19:36 PMThough he was, possibly, wrong on a lot of issues he was GREAT on radio. He knew how to draw out a guest or caller. One quote I mention, because telling genius: "the Dental----Mafia?" That hooked you instantly by the pre-NPR uptalk but the pause, as is himself pondering. Then leaves the listener 'wtf' there is a dental mafia? And was a random bit during some unrelated show subject. That the genius let the show flow.

I listened to the show. It was really good; Art was in the zone! Even taking care with upbeat bumper music and cleverly dropping Ross Mitchell in only after the pianist zips up and down the keys in I'm So Excited, for example. One caller said he might have been abducted by aliens but didn't want to talk about it. haha. There did seem to be a commercial slid in there though. The caller was selling really expensive masturbation machines. Like $2300-$3500 in today's money expensive. Art gave him an 8 out of 10 on the weirdness scale. Is a man selling sex toys that weird? I bet it was one of Art's HAM buddies.



It looks...sturdy. Apparently, that's the newer model. According to the caller it was the size of a large briefcase back then. It looks like it should have a chute where you shovel the coal in to power it.

I don't recall the "dental...Mafia?" part but I know what you mean. I'll be on the lookout for it.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 31, 2022, 11:51:20 AMIt also had a someone

Ack! This small amount of time I get to edit my post is going to cause me to lose sleep.

Quote from: albrecht on August 31, 2022, 10:51:53 AMThe other morning early they had some guy on NPR talking ants. He was strangely enthusiastic about them. But, at the same time, admitted necessity to kill them sometimes. He had a theory, which I've heard before, about 'allowing' one nest and killing others because eliminating all hives will result in new invasions. Sorta like allowing colonias, I guess.

But reminded me and I thought I wonder if this guy was, or knew, the 'ant guy' from Art Bell strange people open-lines who decided to 'follow an ant' 'just because he wondered 'what they do all day.' Ultimately I seem to recall that the ant bested him and went down a storm drain and he couldn't follow. Weak but good, but strange, effort.

I remember that show. It also had a someone call in who ate rocks from his yard. Art specifying the caller's preference for "yard rocks" made me laugh.

I'm inspired to listen to it again. Maybe it's the October 21, 1997 Weird Person Line show.

Quote from: AZZERAE on August 30, 2022, 03:29:25 PMYou're welcome!

And I appreciate all the support and encouragement you've shown me!

Quote from: AZZERAE on August 29, 2022, 05:22:00 AM

Yes, thank you, Azzerae!

Quote from: timebandit on August 29, 2022, 07:24:46 PMI'll wait for you heather til the cows come home.

Smart. You can stable them together.

In this video Falkie says he is sad because the stray he feeds outside is dead. I think the cat, Fuzzy, is alive and living the good life in the neighbor's apartment. His neighbor told him he gave Fuzzy antibiotics so Falkie yelled at him, of course. He just stood there and stared. I think the neighbor was stunned speechless for being yelled at instead of appreciated. Falkie explains to us that the cat has a respiratory illness and he had already ordered antibiotics and it would arrive sometime in the distant foggy future. Coincidentally last week I ordered a prescription medication for my cat on Tuesday from Chewy.com and it arrived on Thursday. Also, he would have had to bring the cat in to a vet in order to get a prescription so that's probably bullshit.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 12:25:21 PM

Purely for educational purposes.

That makes more sense than the Roger Waters video that you had there first. I was really trying to find the connection between performing seals and a Ukrainian kill list. I almost had it though.

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 10:14:26 AM

Haha I've been waiting to use that for YEARS.

Quote from: GravitySucks on August 27, 2022, 10:59:34 AMTook me awhile but I finally LOLd. Good one Ros

haha Thanks for putting in the effort. Maybe I should have went with 'balancing stuff on my nose'. All I know about performing seals is from watching cartoons of the late 70's and 80's, so not much.

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 08:43:21 AMNot gross just VERY SCARY has me questioning everything!  I never knew a girl would notice me except for my sarcastic wit and fashion sense, a whole new world of potential has opened.  Suddenly I want to get married let myself go get fat grow a beard and go to Home Depot just for fun and come home and sit and holler at the teevee when they show me ads featuring interracial couples

Just consider it an observation, not a compliment. Don't worry, your cheese points are safe.