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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: February 08, 2020, 05:29:26 PM »
It's a shame that divorces are handed out like expensive candy.  I think every divorce case should list the reasons for the inability to get a long. 

I understand that your brief, disastrous marriage to MD ended because you didn't get a long. In fact you can't look at a baby carrot now without being reminded of it.

Politics / Re: State Of The Union 2020
« on: February 05, 2020, 03:54:51 PM »
Dickdr.  You really don't have a job, do you?  Almost every time I am on, you are on.  Regardless of time, there you are.  I pop on after brekkie, there you are.  I pop in during the graveyard, there you are.  I stop for coffee and dial in, there  you are.   
What gives?

That's unfair. When you popped out at your local neighbourhood glory hole he was waiting on the other side.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: February 05, 2020, 02:24:02 PM »
This is literally the first time I've heard the "Wilcock plagiarizes" canard, which seems odd given that I've been quasi-following him for like ten years now.

Well, you do have previous in this area. Let me guess, he ordered a bouquet of roses, and once you saw those blonde tresses up close and personal you just couldn't get enough?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Rush Limbaugh
« on: February 05, 2020, 01:16:42 PM »
Because a private citizen's trolling jollies are comparable to the machinations of an unaccountable multinational for-profit media complex that shapes public opinion in an effort to increase its own wealth and power.

It wasn't just him, obviously. Either actively or passively, people tossed it around without any supporting evidence and it persisted for ages. The people who propagated that are the same ones bleating about The Deep State.

I don't know why being for profit is such a bad thing, unless you want some kind of state-authorised news source in future. Large news organisations are always going to exist and I don't see how that will change.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Rush Limbaugh
« on: February 05, 2020, 10:21:03 AM »
Quit it with the male chauvinism and slut-shaming. Don't you know that words like "slut" have been reclaimed to empower women? Get with the times, your patriarchy is over!! 

Bitch, please.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Rush Limbaugh
« on: February 05, 2020, 10:20:02 AM »
Funny.  I throw that quote around when discussing the corporate media's promotion of a fake dossier constructed by unelected government careerists Trump's promotion of the Obama birther conspiracy in an attempt to remove a duly elected president.

Fair and balanced.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Rush Limbaugh
« on: February 05, 2020, 08:41:31 AM »
One could say that statement applies to the British monarchy.

Yes, if one were an idiot.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Rush Limbaugh
« on: February 05, 2020, 08:14:49 AM »
Rush has altered the course of millions of lives and countless events.

'Power without responsibility. The prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages.' Stanley Baldwin.

hungry for cock.

I think you meant to post this on the 'Suggested titles for my autobiography ' thread.

Random Topics / Re: Circumcision
« on: January 22, 2020, 05:40:20 PM »
As a Dickdr, how many circumcisions have you performed and enjoyed?

That's unfair. You know he prefers to watch, so he has both hands free.

Random Topics / Re: Circumcision
« on: January 22, 2020, 05:38:36 PM »
I can honestly say that I have never missed however much foreskin was surgically removed in my early infancy.  To those who are still nursing a resentment over having been involuntarily circumcised I can only say get the fuck over it.  Despite Joe Rogan’s opinion there is much more that argues for it than against it:

If you are still inclined towards Joe Rogan’s point of view rather than the Mayo Clinic’s,  you can always have your foreskin surgically replaced.  While you’re at it, you might also look into having your missing appendix replaced if you are experiencing a similar sense of loss over it.

If you'd bothered to read it, you daft old sod, you'd see that the 'benefits', if such they are, are so vanishingly small as to be not worth mentioning. I think the real reason is that most Americans are so naturally filthy and despicable that they can't be trusted to carry out even routine personal hygiene, so they require surgery if their undercarriage isn't to resemble a cheese factory.

They used to routinely perform tonsillectomies in the UK before they decided it was a waste of time. Circumcision is the same.

Politics / Re: Islam is a cancer and should be eradicated from the earth.
« on: January 20, 2020, 10:10:27 AM »
Mostly old and pales in comparison to the sheer amount of Islamic terrorism.

Leave aside Vietnam, let's just consider how many people you killed in Iraq.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Show Prep
« on: January 19, 2020, 04:35:17 PM »
Can I tempt you with my The Debauched Hussar, which has won rave reviews among the lightbulb set though they have never heard of one.  The mustaches really make it, and the tiny little pelisse.

I (unwittingly, I hasten to point out) passed a gay sauna the other day. I reflected afterwards - while thanking my lucky stars I wasn't waylaid and subjected to a brutal street-buggering by these bloody poofs - that I ought to have worn an 'Ask Me About BellGab' T-shirt. What used to be a place where we could get together and discuss sport and other manly pursuits has now become a sinister wasp's nest of homosexualists.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Show Prep
« on: January 19, 2020, 04:13:58 PM »
You should see what I did for tickets to Dvorak's 9th last year!

No, I really don't want to see.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Show Prep
« on: January 19, 2020, 03:49:52 PM »
No now I want to gay-marry him and move into his hovel.  Friday night I was subjected to a 45-minute discussion of the new LED light bulbs, how far we've come in the past ten years with dimmable! who would have thought it, how long they last vs. package promises, which serve which applications best, etc. etc.

I will sit very still and listen intently, twirling my mustache and looking dashing, while he patiently explains modern music to me -- that ought to be good for at least a half chub.

Cool your jets, twinkle toes.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Show Prep
« on: January 19, 2020, 03:44:12 PM »

This current conversation prompted herself to look back at those halcyon days when things were more tongue in cheek and with the on/off, will he/won’t he shenanigans of the late Mr Bell. More people jumped on this forum to express their concern/disbelief/incredulity/arse licking and facets of.  What you said is true, there were those who had deep skepticism of the stalker story (including someone who said he was in law enforcement) and were met with accusations of trolling, heresy, and things that would look good as scenes in the Life of Brian. 

However before that (not much before) there was the upset that Heather was basically dropped into a role she could not possibly fulfil and there was anger towards AB: if you read on from the link you can see Pyewacket’s posting of a quote taken from his FB page where he clearly said he was out of the game, then on the forum denied he’d said it with some bizarre language gymnastics.

 Before the whole scenario was pieced together there was even sympathy for Heather. If you remember she apparently called the cops: Why? Why didn’t his wife if he couldn’t? And how would Heather know to call the cops? She apparently lived in California and he lived in Nevada.

 I read through nearly twenty pages and even though the truth that AB (with Heather) had made the whole stalker story up, was glaringly obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse, there were still those who just couldn’t accept their arrogant hero could lie (badly). One even says he has been listening to AB for 20 plus years and he ‘knows’ he has always been truthful, though they couldn’t explain how they knew this considering they’d never met him let alone knew him.
Some of the names I remember, I’m sure you will too.

Toodle pip.

That's the Yanks for you. Bloody hopeless. For all their talk of freedom and Republicanism, even a clapped - out old micro celeb like Art made them weak at the knees and ready to believe the most obvious horseshit. They accuse us of kissing up to the queen while this obsequious bunch of cunts tongued Art's arse raw.

Here's a couple of pics I took recently, one of a Spitfire, the other a Harrier. From the Imperial War Museum.

It's been a long time since I last went there, they seem to have a lot more now, including a WW1 exhibition. Here's a few more pics including a Sherman and T-34 tank, a Monty picture (with some sand from Alamein behind it) and something knitted by the mother of one of the soldiers from D-Day. They liked it so much they hung it on a tank. I noticed lots of schoolkids having pictures taken with it.

Here's a couple of pics I took recently, one of a Spitfire, the other a Harrier. From the Imperial War Museum.

This guy has potential, now The Original Big Guy is so clearly winding down. He needs to get 'The Guy From Jalalabad' trademarked before some cheesy impostor comes in and starts siphoning off donations. I don't see nearly enough plushies but I think we can guarantee that the stench of rat piss and unwashed arse is well up to Senda standards. Behold Brown Falkie.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Wife started a YouTube channel
« on: January 17, 2020, 02:53:12 PM »

Very rude comment.  I am Rat Fink.

Do they have rats in Mongolia?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Wife started a YouTube channel
« on: January 17, 2020, 02:20:22 PM »
My gelatinous wrists made those octave sweeps so much more effortless than the lumbering futility you call playing, but you'd already know this if you'd played on anything other than a Fisher Price.


What a venomous bitch! I'd tell you to die of AiDS, if you hadn't already died of AIDS.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Wife started a YouTube channel
« on: January 17, 2020, 01:44:53 PM »
I only have carnal relations with women. Haven't you seen how they fawn over me at my shows? I'm voracious! Yes, women want me and men want to be me.


As one pianist to another, I'm amazed you ever had a career with those limp wrists of yours. It's people like you that make people think we're all weirdos.

Politics / Re: Bernie Sanders 2020
« on: January 17, 2020, 10:52:51 AM »
Sounds like a winner.  No wonder most of them drunkards, hanging out in pubs.  I don't know how you could be sober and chuck that stuff down your piehole.

It's just a corned beef hash using leftover green vegetables instead of some bit of processed cow arse that they couldn't persuade the American public to eat any other way. You should be forced to eat jellied eels for your insolence, peasant.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Wife started a YouTube channel
« on: January 17, 2020, 10:41:29 AM »
Can you provide a direct url to the channel? Thx.

She's wet and has something in her mouth, that's all the information we red-blooded types require. I wouldn't expect you to understand, you sequined pansy.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Show Prep
« on: January 17, 2020, 03:23:28 AM »
How is it that Shreddie always appears after long absences right after AzzStab has some commentary and K_Dubb is prose-prancing around? Is this some kind of romantic tryst, a prose ren-faire faerie fest, between Shreddie and K_Dubb trying to impress AzzFag and/or woo each other too? AzzStab pretends to have a SO/GF in RL, a female being, that allegedly posted in s-he's gender bender account here for years. Total Bull Sheit, of course, about a real-born "female" being involved in any of these games"mans"-ship aka "fantasy faggotry". Their ship has sailed. :D

Can anyone unwind their relationship(s)?

It's all been gone into in great and unnecessary detail in the secret 'What SV, K_Dubb and Azzerae get up to behind the scenes' thread. Unfortunately, as you are a hound, a rotter and a deplorable little sneak, all that juicy information (including pictures) will never come your way.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Show Prep
« on: January 16, 2020, 04:58:46 PM »
As the actress said to the vicar.

Have you run out of double-entendres or do I need to give you one?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Show Prep
« on: January 16, 2020, 04:57:21 PM »
Scrupulously literal as ever!  I dearly wish we could be friends, Shreddie, but your powers of penetration aren't all one might wish for.

Where you're concerned, dear boy, my powers of, and inclination towards, penetration are non-existent.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Show Prep
« on: January 16, 2020, 04:51:23 PM »
Even if it were proven the entire thing was a made-up joke and Art was out sunning himself on the porch amid a hail of imaginary gunfire, the level of cynicism necessary to boldly assert fraud where people's lives are ostensibly in danger does no credit to you or to anyone else who embraced it.  You are wicked and horrible people and I am ashamed to know you.

This is the same sort of shit Galileo had to put up with. I am a bold truth-teller while you're celebrating the forces of reaction and obscurantism. That's right, prance around in your Disneyland of Norwegian baked goods and rhythmically slack harmonium-playing, some of us have to live in the real world and accept that a horny old septuagenarian with a dodgy work-ethic might be prone to telling the occasional untruth.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Show Prep
« on: January 16, 2020, 04:39:02 PM »
I seem to remember that it was more what people were calling 4chan trolls back then. You and pud may have joined that chorus but I don’t think you were carrying the banner flag.

Anyway, dig for the post and prove it. :P

No, the trolls were more interested in claiming he killed Ramona. Agreeable as it might be for me to go back through my own posts (something I would recommend to anyone with an interest in coruscating wit and a flawless prose style) I really don't care enough to be proved right. It takes an intrepid Brit to say the unsayable. In one of Yorkie's more redolent analogies, the rest of you were too busy brushing your teeth with Art's shit.

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