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#1
Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on October 20, 2014, 07:48:30 PM
Jorch's complex about wanting to be on tv is due to subliminal conditioning. I have been very perplexed why Lionel Fanthorpe will drop whatever he is doing to bail George out of trouble - even if it means being late to the dentist. I did some research and found out a shocking secret: Lionel Fanthorpe is George Noory's real father! I kid you not. Here is what happened:

In the 1950's Lionel is working on the wards of His Majesty's Home for Congenital Imbeciles as a hospital chaplain. He impregnates an inmate. In a desperate bid to save his marriage and his career as an Anglican priest, he smuggles the infant out of Britain and into the United States. He names the baby George, to honor George VI, but this will leave lasting scars on the child because he will begin to adopt the king's speech impediment as he grows. Infant George is placed with an average middle-class family in Detroit - but Lionel is always hovering in the background. It is he who provides growing George with all those paperbacks about the unexplained by Frank Edwards, John Macklin etc., to prepare George for his future career. However, I have yet to uncover how Lionel was able to come up with a copy of CHARIOTS OF THE GODS before it was written.

At Yuletide Fanthorpe pulls out all the stops. He records himself reading: A VISIT FROM SAINT NICOLAS and George's "parents" force him to listen to the tape every Christmas Eve. This is why he plays it on that date each year. Lionel claims that he has never heard it, but that's a ruse to lead people away from the truth. It is Lionel who sends those two bicycles to Detroit and arranges to have them stored at a neighbor's home. The many different Santas that caused so much confusion for the boy, were, in actual fact, all one person! Lionel incognito, shadowing George to make sure he was all right.

Because George is being prepped for fame and fortune, Fanthorpe makes a special tape for George to listen to every day. To the casual listener it merely sounds like a tape of 50's crooners and Doo-wop music. Actually it is filled with subliminal messages assuring George that he will one day be as famous as Jack Benny, Jimmy Durante and Red Skelton, and will have his own tv show just like them. This is why George is fixated on, and tortured by the fact that these guys are no longer popular. In his subliminally-abused mind, if they are not popular, then he will not someday get his own tv show. Giam tv is not what he was promised. Lionel arranges with his lodge brothers in the US - he has admitted to being a freemason on the air - to boost George up each step of the career ladder until he reaches the top. When George becomes host of C2C, the truth about his real father is revealed to him. He comes to count on dear old dad - as so many sons and daughters do - to bail him out of trouble.

I know this sounds crazy, but is there a better explanation for how a seemingly borderline retarded guy who can't read news copy correctly to save his soul, goes on to become the youngest ever news director of a station in a major market, and win three local Emmy awards for news?
#2
I thought Fanthorpe was dead, it's been so long since he has been on, and I knew he had health problems. I may actually make it all the way through his segment. I want to see if he sticks to his tired old spiel...Springheeled Jack...etc. You could take a show with Fanthorpe from ten years ago, insert it tonight, and no-one would know the difference.
#3
Quote from: Dateline on February 18, 2021, 09:35:13 PM
Let's Dance!
https://youtu.be/HKN1M74qcYE

Thanks for posting!!! Would not have found this on my own.
#4
Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 13, 2021, 07:40:24 AM
i caught that exchange about The Wizard of Oz, classic Noory cringe, it happens when he's trying to be conversational and/or humorous with a guest, it always falls flat because his mind works so slowly and with such a limited knowledge base he has no ability to analyze if what he is going to say has any chance of being remotely interesting or humorous to anybody. So he brings up the classic Wizard of Oz movie and paints the picture to the guest of a young Georgie watching the movie with Ma Noory and being frightened by the Wicked Witch of the West. Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat story. The guest doesn't know what to say, so Noory asks her 'Did yeeeeeeew ever see that movie?' Of course she did like every other human being you moron. He thinks the conversation is going so well that he continues on with the topic, and asks the guest whether she can cackle like the Wicked Witch of the West. The poor woman cackles for him and giggles. Time to move on ......... or so she thought .........Noory's far from finished with the tedious topic. Next he wonders because even the things he does remember, old movies mostly, he doesn't know much about, if when the Wicked Witch of the West cackled was she riding a bicycle or flying on a broom. He asks the guest whether she remembers, the guest giggles she's not sure and clearly is wondering why this idiot is now fixated on such a stupid thing. He continues on trying to figure this all out - bicycle or broom? She was riding a broom, that's what witches do imbecile - he was confusing scenes/characters, Miss Gulch is the mean ugly lady in Kansas who does not like Toto and actually takes him to be put to sleep - then the tornado hits and Dorothy is off to Oz where Miss Gulch appears as the Wicked Witch of the West. Honestly I really think that Noory has never put together that Miss Gulch and the Wicked Witch of the West are the same person, one a dream version of the other. Anyway, this literally went on for about 5 minutes with the guest not knowing what to do until Noory finally gave up and encouraged people listening to call in if they had the answer to the bicycle or broom question.

The broom/bicycle thing had to have been a new high on the Noory Idiot Meter...I'm sorry I missed it. Since I have been back temporarily, I can't make it past the first half hour. It's like when I took off in November, the silver cord connecting me to C2C finally broke. Yep, I think George has never figured out that Miss Gulch was the same person as the witch.
#5
Quote from: Morgus on February 06, 2021, 03:48:04 PM
Another strange conversation between Noory and Tommy last night involved the passing of actor Christopher Plummer.
Tommy told Noory that he never saw Plummer in any movies or heard of him except recently with the news of his passing!
Tommy never once saw "Sound of Music" for example, though its aired on TV a thousand times over the years? :o

Plummer was fantastic as Kipling in THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING.

I'm going to try and listen tonight, but I don't think I'll last long. I wish I could only hear the funny parts, without the long boring parts.
#6
I think that for Mr. Norway, movies come first for him, even before his kids. I have never heard anyone else besides  George, who related every conversation, and every one of his life events, to a film.
#7
Quote from: CronkitesGhost on January 30, 2021, 06:07:20 PM
open phones were quite sad last night, the regs living up to their Sad Pack reputation. And George so sensitively handling them lol. Corny called in to tell George how lonely he is now that Papa is gone. So George asks him and I am paraphrasing 'You have nobody do you Cornelius?' and then asks him 'Do you look forward to Coast all day long?' Then to cheer Corny up he cheerfully asked 'HEY DID YOU HEAR BARRY HAD ANOTHER STROKE!?!?' Cornelius didn't seem to know but it turned out it he had heard about it earlier in the week, it was just Noory being his usual clod self, making poor Corny think Barry had another stroke in the past day or two.

Good to know this thread can still make me laugh out loud. I had to come back temporarily, because money was not being deposited in my bank account as it was supposed to. Tried to fix this from afar for two months, then finally decided I must do it in person. I listened to C2C my first night back, but not once since then. I find that I just can't hack it any longer. I still enjoy keeping up with the show via this thread.
#8
I wouldn't pay them a dime.
#9
Oregon is the poster-child for what happens when the Democratic Party gets a stranglehold on state government. The Democratic machine has controlled Oregon for decades, and made it vitually impossible for any change to take place. We had more signitures to boot our moronic governor (Kate Brown) than any signiture gathering effort ever before, but they changed the rules at the last minute to disqualify the petition. Brown has unconstitutionally closed churches, and set aside 63 million of the covid relief funds for black people only. Most of our supreme court justices were appointed by her, so of course they ruled in her favor on the church issue. In Oregon you might go to jail for having more than six folks over for Thanksgiving, but rioting, looting and arson,  and using hard drugs are perfectly fine. The Oregon of 2020 is so far removed from the Oregon of my childhood, it seems like another planet. I am furious that these liberal imports have trashed the state of my birth.  Oregon is now the butt if all kinds of jokes, for good reason. And it seems like Oregon and Washington are in competition to see who can be wackier. Let that be a lesson to all. You get the state government you deserve.
#10
Quote from: CronkitesGhost on November 18, 2020, 03:57:11 AM
where are you going?

and where's JoJo? hope Covid didn't get her, she has to make an honest man of Noory and take him far far away from the radio.

Out of the United States.
#11
I am in Pahrump Nevada tonight, fleeing permanently  from the *hit-hole that Oregon has become. To sum it up in one word: unlivable. I have not listened to the show in ten days, and where I'm going, I may never hear it again. I will count on this thread to keep me informed about the weird and wacky world of Dave Norway. You all must soldier on without my keen ear picking up on George's unspoken thoughts. I got a chuckle reading the updates tonight. Yep, it would take some searching to find a more unprepared interviewer of a classic rock star.

Went to Hoover Dam today. There is a monument there to the builders. I was astonished to see that the inlaid stone plaza depicts a huge astrology chart for the exact date and time of the dedication ceremony. The monument is chock-a-block full of creepy Masonic symbolism. I must say, from the crowds of people there, and at the Grand Canyon, one would not think there was another lock-down going on.
#12
Of all of George's charlatans, I detest Hogue the most. He should be in jail for attempted murder. The homeless people the Rajneeshees killed by neglect have been dead lo these many years, while Hogue continues to sit on his fat ass writing tracts to peddle to idiots. Winnie, my boyfriend's ( at that time) mother was a vegetarian who had a daughter living in Wasco County, so she was a sitting duck for the Rajneeshees' bio warfare. She almost died, after lunching at a salad bar while visiting her daughter. She was the sweetest little old church lady you could ever meet, spending all her time doing good works. What has Hogue done for the world, besides taking advantage of suckers?
#13
Hogue worded it so he can be right, whatever happens, and you can be sure Snoorge will confirm his "winning streak" because Hogue is paying him.
#14
Wow, Hogue is really going out on a limb.. not. Any idiot who has been online this past week and have seen the massive Trump rallies and read all the stories about massive voter fraud could have made the same "prediction". As an astrologer, I can confirm that Hogue is talking astrological mumbo-jumbo,  which may actually impress George's intellectually challenged listeners.
#15
Now Hogue is promoting his late guru, the Bhagwan Shree Rahneesh... the slimey scum who was responsible for the suffering of some many Oregonians. So Bhagwan loved this country and admired our system? Then why was he hell-bent on stealing an election in Oregon, to the point of poisoning potential voters at salad bars in Oregon restaurants?
#16
Spin, spin, spin...  Hogue is now claiming that he "now realizes" that all these years he has been "predicting" the popular vote, not who would actually be president. I beg to differ. I have been hearing this sh** head on C2C since 1995, and he was always predicting who would actually BE president. What earthy interest would the popular vote be, compaired to who would be president? George is so obvious in his white-washing of Hogue's failures, I think it's pretty clear they have some financial arrangement 
#17
Quote from: Dateline on November 02, 2020, 07:07:18 PM
My bad!  I did not include the dedication for this weeks Norry dedication.  This song goes out to all of the Coast listeners who voted one way or the other.  If you voted for Biden, if you voted for Trump, or if you voted third party, and your candidate loses, this song gives you an alternative to rioting.  You can dance!!!!

In Portland, BLM and Antifa riot and dance simultaneously.
#18
I was surprised to see Hogue is actually booked for Nov. 2nd. After his failed prediction about Biden's running mate, he decides his safest bet is to next appear on C2C hours before election day. What a shameless SOB he is.
#19
Poor old Ed, no wonder his knickers are in a knot. Does that mean he no longer lives near Chernobeeeeeeel? I wouldn't mind living in Belarus, right about now.
#20
Quote from: ItsOver on October 28, 2020, 04:23:01 PM
Maybe Dames is that way with most folks.  There may be some inner hostility he feels the need to release.   It couldn’t have been easy to lose his Ukrainian mail order bride.



I did not know about his big romance bust-up. Do you know any details?
#21
Lame Dames always has to taunt George with a catty remark. Last night he started the show with a dig about George never taking a day off, implying that he doesn't have a life. This little exchange made George obviously uncomfortable, and he rushed to change the subject. I am baffled about the passive/aggressive hostility Dames always shows to George. One would think after all these years it would fade, but maybe there us a dynamic we are not privy to.

A week before the election, and nary a word from Dames. I think he made it a condition of the interview:  no election questions. Four years ago all of George's charlatans had a prediction, but after finding egg all over their faces, and then having to furiously backpedal...no predictions this year. During my personal listening, only one guest (astrologer - don't remember name) went out on a limb with a prediction (Trump). There are no words to describe the disgust I feel for George's regular money-grubbing, fearful, play-it-safe guests.
#22
Ma Anand Hogue was supposed to come on before the election to give his pick for who wins. Just as I suspected, he doesn't have the huevos to do so. He knows if he gets it wrong, he won't be able to gloss over his failure twice. Even George would not be able to spin him a hit. Revenues will plummet. He is not scheduled this week,  and since he promised to be on the air election night, he will not be on Nov. 2nd. I was fairly sure he would pull this.
#23
Quote from: ItsOver on October 17, 2020, 10:00:11 PM
It seems only fitting that whoever eventually takes Noory’s place should continue the Snorge tradition of making people “disappear,” by never mentioning Snorge and acting like he never existed.

Indeed, Peter was a class act. I liked his folksy delivery, yet he always retained his dignity. In short, a gentleman, which is an endangered species these days. I seem to recall that Art once dumped Peter,  at least for a while.

C2C on George's watch is like a corrupt government in a tiny communist nation, where if the leader feels threatened by someone, they disappear, never to be spoken of again.
#24
I counted seven regular callers last night, and it wasn't even open lines. If that doesn't tell you how much listener volume is down, than this surely does: Tommy now has to beg on the air for new submerging artists. Even folks desperate for fame don't want to be associated with C2C.

George has a new fixation: the "create your own reality" idea he can stop the disintegration of the United States by ending his show playing 60+ year old songs. It has me on pins-and-needles wondering how far back into time he will reach. Last night was a bonus because the song linked to two of Mr. Norway's interests: JFK and the Chairman of the Board.
#25
Just last week George had an articulate guest who stated that genuine exorcists work for the good of humanity, and do not sell their services. So, of course, tonight Mr. Norway brings us a charlatan selling exorcisms.
#26
Last night when the first guest started dissing psychics and rip-off artists, I was listening intently to see if George would say anything. His self-confidence is so low he will rarely challenge guests. However,  the dollar comes first with Snoorge, and he did feebly argue back, explaining how well his charlatans were vetted before they came on the show. If those idiot phonies who make it on the air have been "vetted", I would hate to hear the ones who did not pass the test. George argued that 50 bucks was reasonable. For these folks,  50 cents would be cheating. At the risk of sounding like a broken record, legitimate people do not charge money for "spiritual" services. More and more I believe Tommy and George are making deals with all the woo ladies, getting a percent of all "readings" a week or two after they appear on C2C. How else does one explain how these types make up the vast majority of guests?
#27
George is certainly on a morbid jag tonight, obsessing about death even more than usual, and also movie obsessing more than usual.
#28
Quote from: albrecht on October 01, 2020, 03:16:02 PM
Was there any reasoning regarding why he can do Clyde's show, who is situated in the heart of BLM/Antifada violence and fires, but not his own weekend show- for weeks? Will he comment on the new WABC show also called The Other Side of Midnight?

I live within walking distance of Clyde Lewis' home (unless he moved some time  in the last three years). And yep, it is as bad...even worse... than the photos and videos online.
#29
Did that astrologer last night give his pick for the presidential election? He was dead wrong last time, and then tried to back-peddle after the fact. Turned my radio off early, the show was so bad. I have a feeling that few of George's charlatans will be willing to go out on a limb this year. It had to be very painful for them in 2016.
#30
Well, so far, no rain. The rain that was supposed to come Sunday is now predicted for late Thursday night. If it comes, George will take credit. One would think that George would be grateful that "intention" is nothing but BS. If it actually worked, he would have been fired years ago.
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