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Quote from: trostol on February 16, 2016, 11:42:20 PM
ok what ever that noise is..its vastly..distracting

More distracting than the seat warmer?

 Memo to the seat warmer: please don't read news stories. If you insist, don't read anything longer  than one paragraph.  Your lack of on air skills make the simplest  tasks seem  laborious.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on February 15, 2016, 11:13:12 PM
bitch? that is a bit much. Really you should just call someone that right before they kill your family, not when they read you some news.

What you call reading I call slaughtering.

Quote from: Robert on February 15, 2016, 11:09:51 PM
It must be just as she said, she's had her nose buried in written matter preparing all weekend for the show, never turned on the radio & heard Scalia's name pronounced.

How can you fuck up an Italian name?

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 15, 2016, 11:09:58 PM
mebbe just skip the news.  It never goes well for her

Just skip the entire program is what I'm thinking.

Scaley-uh? What a stupid bitch. Listening to Heather read the news is on the same level as waterboarding.  Fuck me.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on February 11, 2016, 11:14:31 PM
MiTD...now with 20% more music!

And 80% less interesting subject matter.

Quote from: Juan Cena on February 11, 2016, 11:04:29 PM
Oh goody, Heather is giving Bernie oral on the air.

Not only is heather a waste of air time but now we know she's a brain dead socialist too. Free everything isn't a breath of fresh, it's as old as time itself. Maybe the woman who can't put two intelligible words together should do some research on Argentina.  The socialists there couldn't even supply enough toilet paper for the bourgeois to wipe their asses.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on February 04, 2016, 12:29:00 AM
Wait...would we get the Demerol and Jack or would she get them?

The hooch is for us. Heather has trouble enough speaking clearly while sober.

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 03, 2016, 11:20:45 PM
All these people, still listening, still interested enough to comment. Good job Heather!

You give her WAY too much credit. MITD  is a train wreck and deserves to be mocked as long little miss phone bone is the official seat warmer.

Quote from: TigerLily on February 03, 2016, 11:18:25 PM
Good for her. I think it makes her more interesting

I don't think Demerol and a half a quart of Jack could make her more interesting.

Quote from: trostol on January 26, 2016, 11:04:03 PM
she really does need to stop reading the news lol

It's like listening to Mr. Rogers read the news.

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 21, 2016, 11:20:44 PM
We're twenty minutes in. Still listening? You might be a fan.

I stopped listening 15 minutes ago. But I still like to stop by Bell gab for the play-by-play. And by the way, thanks for not using the word doomed.

Quote from: The King of Kings on January 21, 2016, 11:17:42 PM
Having guests talk about UFO's on a paranormal show is unoriginal now?

Thanks for the update.

George Knapp has been doing it for years. Would you like to buy another clue?

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 21, 2016, 11:16:22 PM
You could just not tune it in...just an idea. I don't like to see you so upset. 

I tune in for the first couple of minutes to see if Art will make an appearance. But thanks for your concern just the same.

Quote from: Donald Noory on January 21, 2016, 11:09:48 PM
I wonder if Art is still getting some $ from the MITD subscription fees. Maybe Heather works cheap.

Heather DOES work cheap. Get your dollar bills ready.

UFOs again? Yawn. Not only is she uninteresting and untalented, but Heather can now lay claim to being unoriginal. Fuck me, MITD needs  to be put out of its misery.

Quote from: trostol on January 21, 2016, 11:06:24 PM
she might need to cut down her news segments a bit..these long stories to start are well..just too long lol

I never thought listening to someone read the news could be worse than a trip to the dentist.

Quote from: Chronaut on January 20, 2016, 11:47:05 PM
I think it's about the art of listening.  She needs to forget that she's hosting a show and focus 100% on what the guest is saying, so the questions arise very naturally and it feels like an intense in-depth conversation that flows naturally.  Tough to do.  Just knowing that thousands of people are listening makes you feel self-conscious, and that's antithetical to good talk.

Lack of radio presence and talent are also antithetical to good talk.

Quote from: akwilly on January 20, 2016, 11:33:33 PM
I wonder how much a 30 second ad costs?

They pay YOU.

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 19, 2016, 11:59:45 PM
yeah, but you assholes keep bleating don't you?

I'm the TOP KEK Wadecuck. The WHITE KNIGHT bubby.

:::grins::: You need a scorecard to tell the players honey.

OK, I'm just going to say it: You're a smarmy dickhead.

Quote from: The King of Kings on January 19, 2016, 11:53:07 PM
My bottoms have so far remained unmusked.

Hope it gets scarier.

Dude. Are you still on the musky bottoms kick? That wasn't even clever the first 10,000 times you posted  it. I think the Tâ€"word is used far too often here.  But if anyone qualifies as a troll, it has to be you.

 Why doesn't Heather just read Green eggs and ham and get it over with him?  It would be more believable then when she reads a serious news story. I've tried to listen, but Heather is like  nails on a chalkboard.

Quote from: DeltaBravo on January 14, 2016, 12:35:43 AM
You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna Fish.

And if you're Gary Richrath tune anything anymore.

Quote from: DeltaBravo on January 14, 2016, 12:21:16 AM
Or butter.

You're out of your element, Donny.

Quote from: trostol on January 12, 2016, 11:05:31 PM
she was giving a commercial for C Crane lol

Oh, is that what that was? It sounded like a third grader on show and tell day n

Quote from: Auslandia on January 09, 2016, 12:11:03 PM
All the criticism can be summed up thusly:  Heather is not Art, therefore we are unsatisfied.

Not so fast, my friend.  Don't assume to speak for all of us. I'll also add Heather is not good or interesting therefore I am unsatisfied.

Good luck with your Heather ass-kissing thread.

Quote from: Donald Noory on January 09, 2016, 12:56:04 AM
She's armed with vocal fry.

Wasn't he one of the Eagles?

Quote from: Woks Wong on January 09, 2016, 12:18:43 AM
You two are complete losers without a care for how people feel who they are.  I'm asian, I'm smart, and you treat me like crap.  Thanks.

I love you long time no matter what they say.

Quote from: Donald Noory on January 09, 2016, 12:04:59 AM
Do you have some kind of head trauma? You seem to constantly repeat yourself. First it was "that fucker owes you" about 8 billion times. Now, it's "it's DOOMED." Do you work as a crash-test dummy?

I'm convinced he's the real life person Rainman was based on.