Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 04, 2019, 04:21:47 PM
Do you ever get pains in your head? Pains that make it hard to live?
No sir, I don't. I just want the laughs to continue so that I may tolerate the quiet desperation of life.
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Do you ever get pains in your head? Pains that make it hard to live?
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 16, 2018, 07:35:53 PM
Didn't he say the radio studio was something like 100 yards away from the house. As he lay on the ground after hearing the gunshot/firecracker?
Quote from: Kizuna Ai on April 16, 2018, 03:01:15 PM
Is this the cuckshed that Art used to do his show from before Wade turned it into her house? Asking for a friend...
Quote from: SciFiAuthor on February 22, 2016, 11:45:08 PM
Heather is too much of a believer, she needs to do interviews from the standpoint of someone on the fence looking to be convinced.
Quote from: Jackstar on February 15, 2016, 02:12:09 AM
https://youtu.be/IjeKw0B8PG8
This film delivers. No joke.
Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on February 15, 2016, 03:35:23 PM
What is a unique, significant fact about the photo below?
Quote from: coaster on February 08, 2016, 03:01:08 PM
I wonder how much Manning got paid for that. I cringed after he mentioned budweiser. Can't the NFL go two seconds without having to advertise something? It's one big corporate circlejerk. I was glad that they decided to throw a bit of football inbetween all of the commercials though. That was nice.
Quote from: coaster on February 08, 2016, 02:32:52 PM
I won't comment on her looks because to be frank, I don't give a shit what she looks like. Evidently, people do want to know who they are listening to, and a picture helps. So if it means one less person unsubscribes from the show, why not.
Quote from: Sean92008 on February 04, 2016, 01:08:46 AM
Eh, I used to deal with both the original Nikki Sixx (a guy who later started a Christian T-shirt company that ripped off secular band logos)
Quote from: Sean92008 on February 01, 2016, 10:28:27 PM
Idiots
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Quote from: ziznak on January 31, 2016, 06:54:06 PM
great clips matt!
Quote from: NoMoreNoory on January 31, 2016, 12:58:40 AM
One of the 'Texts To Tommee' developed into a slow-motion, mult-vehicle pile-up during last night's Open Lines.
Tommee's (made-up) text was: 'George: would you rather be buried or cremated?'
Bizarrely, George's first response was to ask 'You mean alive?'
Having ascertained that, no, we were assuming post-mortem, George told us his father wanted to be cremated and was. 'We fulfilled his wishes'. He then pointed out that, having been raised Catholic, he always thought Catholics were opposed to cremation. He told us that when he was growing up, he was taught this in catechism classes. However - and this is the second time I've heard him do this - he hilariously called them 'cataclysm' classes.
George said he doesn't want an open casket funeral, which he finds morbid. Who, he asked, wants to look at someone looking like wax? Tommee said George would be robbing him of a last opportunity to see him and say goodbye, to which George responded that Tommee would only be thinking (and here he adopted an odd, strangled tone of voice), 'Hey! He still owes me money!'
This exchange followed:
GN: I want to be remembered on the show. The funny things we did, the goofy things we did on our trips. I don't want your last memory of me to be in a coffin.
TD: We could put your headphones on.
GN: I'd be sitting there in a coffin with my headphones on? Great.
Tommee points out that George hasn't actually answered the question and presses him for his preference. George rather testily dismissed it, saying brusquely, 'I don't have one. I don't have one.'
Tommee then offered that he doesn't know what happens at a cremation and asked what happened with George's dad. 'Do they put the whole coffin in?' he asked. George didn't think so. They take you out of the good casket and 'put you in there and there you go' That's what happened to his dad, and then they gave the ashes to his mom.
This led Noory to play one of his 'what was that movie?' games. He recalled deNiro being in it, and having his mother's ashes on the mantle. 'Who's that funny guy?' Noory asked, and answered his own question, 'Ben Stiller'. The penny dropped that Noory was referring to Meet The Fokkers but Tommee was bizarrely prevented from saying so by George. Thusly:
TD: Oh, you mean Meet The -
GN: Don't say it! Don't say it! This is radio and you might get it wrong. It's too close.
Then, abruptly, 'OK. thanks.' And on to the next call. And still didn't answer the original question.
Altogether weird. It is such an unfathomably strange relationship. They talk to each other like 8 year old boys, and not intelligent ones, either. There seems to be a lot of unspoken animus between them which always appears to centre on money from Noory's side. He talks to Tommee quite contemptuously at times, as though he's determined to maintain a distinction between himself as the 'talent' and the 'star' of C2C and Tommee as merely the 'hired help' in the background. Odd Couple isn't close.