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Adios, Art, see you in the funny pages!

You can watch the last hour of the MST3K telethon/trainwreck  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DWLrPWC3Gs

They're going to beat Veronica Mars for highest-grossing TV kickstarter in about 10 minutes.

Take me on a saucer ride, Billy!

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 07, 2015, 03:58:55 PM
I knew you were joking.  A new spin on that old joke.  Take my wife, please!  Rodney Dangerfield, I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZOc2I-Kbfk
Henny Youngman


On Topic: I knew Hillary will be the next, as she was ordained in 2013, and the Republicans only have clowns.

https://youtu.be/p02DgHeGdyI

Tell me your secrets, Billy!

What the fuck was that guy rambling about?

I turned off some permissions on my android phone.

Why does Yahoo constantly want to know my location?

Why does Facebook constantly want to turn on bluetooth?

John Lear was always a fun ride.

I picked Raj Fahneen because I started listening to Phil around 2004 when Raj  & his kid were always railing against fat bastards who ate cheeseburgers, curly fries, and Big N Tastys.

I re-upped Phil's Art Bell bits.  129mb

https://www.mediafire.com/?fpv81ee65r74ond

This forum is amazing.  You come here for friendly chats about how George Noory sucks and years later you end up asking Michael Horn how often Billy Meier fists him.

Cool, when Art retires for the ninth time, you can switch to talking about Taco Bell.

Michael Horn, did Billy Meier demand that you remove all of your body hair?   Does he like it when you kiss his nips?  Does Billy take you in the shower?  Does he wear his wedding ring when he smacks you? 

Michael Horn, does Billy Meier afford you the courtesy of a reach-around?  Does he breathe on your neck?  Does he grunt like a Yeti?  Does the lack of a second arm make it more difficult to grip your greasy elfin body?

Michael Horn, I do not ridicule you and Billy Meier!  I am only curious as to Meier's preferences in the pleasure department and I want to get in on the action!!  May the UFO people strike me down if I am not being genuine!!!   

Michael Horn, does Billy Meier reciprocate?  Does he slap you around and call you his bitch?  Does he push your legs behind your head?  Does he stick his fingers in your mouth and call you a good girl?

Quote from: BellBoy on November 27, 2015, 06:13:29 PM
Please don't be so insulting to Mr. Horn! It is a well established and documented fact that Mr. Horn is more an expert in the taste of Billy Meier's taint and asshole, than he is of his testicles and shaft. From what Mr. Horn has told others, Billy Meier's taint tastes, surprisingly, like Landjäger sausage.
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Great news!  We can go to town on Billy Meier at the same time, Michael Horn!!   All you have to do is send a UFO or pterodactyl or dragon or unicorn or flying rhinocerous to pick me up!!! 

I'm not in the closet.  I genuinely want to suck Billy Meier's decrepit 78-year-old dick. Let's get this done.

Mr. Horn, what do Billy Meier's testicles taste like?   Do I have to suck the balls when I get to Billy's compound or just the shaft?

Mr. Horn, I want your death cult to take all my money and drive me to suicide.  Please send the UFO people to pick me up!! 

Mr. Horn, I'm a believer!  Send 'round a pterodactyl so I may hitch a ride to Billy Meier's Swiss death cult compound.

Quote from: Auslandia on November 14, 2015, 01:41:29 AM
Spike had the potential to go full on psycho.  I wish Art kept him on longer.  Anyone ever hear the ""Cheviot Hills is one of the finest golf courses in America" guy on Phil Hendrie?

Frank Grey, the syphilitic gender-confused husband of show panelist Margaret?

Jim Bohannon taking your calls next.

I'm glad you guys have it all figured out so that I don't have to give a shit.

Wow, Turkmenistan has awkward shut-ins also.

The 25th is the Twilight Zone.

Hi, just wanted to call to see if you got my email about the voicemail I left on your phone.

Quote from: MichaelFromVA on November 02, 2015, 07:01:07 PM
So does this "network" consist of anything other than Leo and his new slave?

Of course not.   Jeremy Scott seems to be competent, but boring.  He'll be burned by Leo eventually.   

If you shop at Big Bill Hell's, do not bring your wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc