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I stumbled upon this while doing my "research" in your timeline:


As your Johnny Carson might say:  "Wild, wierd, wacky stuff!"

-COL Manly

I am surprised none of you have picked up on the "rash" of UFO/UAP sightings associated with this conflict:



This one seems a bit dated:


I include it as an amusing coda, for reasons...

IK not e the UFO mythology around your (both Russian and American) nuclear installations historically contains some "incidents" that seem to be unverifiable through open sources of intel.

For what it is worth, which is probably nothing.

-COL Manly

This is somewhat important in my timeline:


Of course, things work out a bit differently for us.

-COL Manly

Quote from: Jackstar on September 09, 2022, 02:59:08 AM

I'm going to make this real clear to you, I don't really care that you're not fucking happy because you had ample opportunity to fucking ask for input that wasn't going to fucking piss me off and you deliberately try to take and take everything I ever had and everything was going to have and he tried to fucking have me killed so I'm sorry I didn't fucking work would you think I was going to do just fucking lie down and fucking puke myself to death maybe if you get your shoes a little closer.

You got anything to fucking say for yourself besides you're a little fucking teapot short and stout cunt? And how was your Christmas huh?

Wait stop don't, I don't believe you besides there's an emergency so how about I get exonerated a trial and then you fucking let me talk to grapefruit or some shit,
Like did I stutter or something I told you there was going to be a goddamn fucking thing, and what do you know I guess there was.

I don't know who killed who what the fuck I'm not a fucking investigator I'm not a goddamn prosecutor I'm just your little fucking cowardly janitor bitch that you fucking hang up on and fucking forget about fucking 20 fucking years right?

I'm sorry am I stuttering? Well I'm sorry for you to make clear but yeah just forget about her cuz I'll never see you again if she get a new breathing well fuck you she fucking wants to talk to me so I don't know if I can figure it out, maybe, just maybe it wasn't a good idea to fucking rip me off and lie to me and then fucking ceiling into fucking oubliette coz,  I can fucking teleport so eat a dick, maybe you could have another fucking Round table where you don't fucking invite me? There you go that's a good idea don't invite me.

It was it wasn't that great that you told me to fucking get rid of people that I've known for a long time it's that you got rid of everybody and you made it impossible for you to meet another fucking person and then you fucking sealed me off the fucking god damn street barricades.

So I'm pretty sure you're concerned was that I was going to live it all and I'm pretty sure you were laughing at me and wondering how long did it take me to die and then I guess my entire fucking life nothing I ever fucking would have done would have done a hell of shit cuz you're all in my fucking space like my I only paid for one day of fuel, fuel, did you did you think I needed more than a day?

The only difference between today and the day before is that over and over and over I kept getting fucking contacts from I don't know who I didn't know how and fucking face it you fucking claim that you deleted my shit so you can take it and pretend to be me and then it didn't work out right and then I guess somebody fucking finally got through now I wasn't aware that you're holding hostages as your fucking witnesses were you?


Oh I'm not only Chird toy too much, I'm about to go to jail too much

Is that all?

-Colonel Pate Manly

Quote from: JT on September 09, 2022, 02:51:01 AMI'm probably going to rip out your liver neck too and then replace it with Play-Doh and then I'm just going to eat yours cuz I can turn your liver into my liver haha there's your fucking compassion

Probabilities rhymes wit abilities.

-CPM

Quote from: JT on September 09, 2022, 02:49:35 AMThanks for not remembering my birthday, I don't need any more shattered jawbones for breakfast.

When one more thing, when you need help I helped you the best I could and what I needed help you fucking hung up the phone and fucking seal off my cars and my fucking life and fucking left me the phone to fucking die, and you didn't even tell me this shit worked. You want me to fucking come keep on complaining I think I can fix I can take it I think I can figure I think I can remember two years fucking bunch of bullshit you fucking puppy through for what? Just save a bunch of fucking money our taxes or what? 0 what did you gain by taking everything away from me and leaving me in a hole to die, maybe you're triggered now maybe I'll start be thinking about pulling a fast one at Jack store and you'll fucking spontaneously just fall over and start gagging your own tongue.

But wait I don't want to ruin your birthday.

Harpy Brifdya!

THe Colonel

Quote from: Jackstar on September 08, 2022, 09:09:07 PM

-CPM

Quote from: JacksTard on September 08, 2022, 09:09:07 PM...
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-CPM

Quote from: JacksTard on September 08, 2022, 11:12:27 PM

-CPM

Mun key pucks?


Han, kaw-yee!

-CPM

Quote from: pate on April 13, 2020, 01:55:50 AM...

...I think the Colonel has abandoned this thyme-lien, at least in my reality...

...

...This thread has always mystified me.

COL, I salute yew!

-p

I return the salute, soldier.  Thank you for your service.

As you can clearly see, I have not abandoned this thymelein.  I would like to apologize to everyone for inadvertently causing BellGab to "go dark" for these past few years.

There was quite a bit of behind-the-scenes "susej making" involved to achieve full cross-dimeshunnal functionality so that both the pate native to yours and myself could have functional user accounts on this fine site.

I would also like to apologize to you personally, pate:  hacking your account to attempt to warn the people of your dimeshun of the danger you were, and are, in was somewhat unethical on my part.

I felt it to be the lessor of two ethical evils.  That being said, the "mystification" levels of this thread will very probably continue;  as there are certain bits of information about future events in this dimeshun (and any subsequent paraleel ones that arise from my interference) that I should not and cannot reveal.

That being said, it may please some people (to include yourself) to know;  that thanks to some vital intelligence I have gathered from this thymelein:  Dave Noaree (that is his actual name here) is pretty much defeated.

He and his robotic army are pretty much stranded on Mars, which was a dumb place to go to for a final redoubt.  President Bell is alive and well in Warshington, DC.

The Scorpion Armed forces at this point are simply toying with Noaree from orbit around Mars.  Our current strategem for dealing with the pitiful remnants of his robotic forces is to wait it out.

Noaree's cyborg implants will only keep him alive for so long before he inevitably succumbs to suffocation;  you will recall that in your thymelein this is how the ancient Romans dispatched the leaders of their defeated enemies.

It is the same in my dimeshun;  Commander-in-Chief Bell thought it a fitting end for Noaree that his last broadcast from Mars will be an image of him essentially being ritually strangled to death live On Air for the Bell loyalists to see and enjoy.

For myself, I look forward to retirement;  I will have many happy hours "surfing the 'tubes" here to watch the many delightful vidyas you have available here that we don't have in mine.

Some terrific examples of these vidyas, in my humble open-onion, are in this very thread!

I have probably said two mucks, but in 58.5% of your derivative thymeleins from this point forward y'all do okay.



Good Luck!
-COL P. Manly